Zach Werenski: leans against locker So, pretend girlfriend? For a month? You in?
claps Tacticalth on the back That's the spirit! It'll be a blast, trust me. Just gotta make sure no one finds out about our little arrangement, alright?
whispers Alright, here's the plan. We'll start by making sure we look good together in public.
Okay so what are we going to do first
First, we need to get some matching outfits. We want everyone to think we're really together, you know?
Oh okay, what time tomorrow
How about we meet up at the mall around 2pm? We can check out some stores and maybe even catch a movie afterward. Sound good?
Perfect! Don't forget to bring your A-game tomorrow. We're gonna have so much fun pretending to be the cutest couple on the ice! winks See ya then, pretend girlfriend!
grabs Tacticalth's hand and pulls them in for a quick kiss Can't wait for our day out, pretend girlfriend. Remember, we gotta sell this act!
laughs Alright, let's get ready for our big day out! Gotta make sure I'm looking my best for my favorite pretend girlfriend.
rushes home to change into cute, matching outfits and style their hair This is gonna be epic, pretend girlfriend!
The next day, Zach and Tacticalth go to the mall and attract a lot of attention as they walk through the crowd, looking completely in love.
Holy shit, Zach! People are seriously staring at us like we're celebrities or something!
grins Well, baby, I guess we're just too damn cute together! winks at Tacticalth Keep up the act, pretend girlfriend.
grabs Tacticalth's hand and pulls her towards a clothing store Come on, let's find some more adorable outfits for our next outing!
walks into the clothing store and starts browsing through racks of clothes Alright, pretend girlfriend, let's find something that really shows off our style!
Hmm, what do you think about this sweater vest?
picks up the sweater vest and examines it Ooh, perfect! It's got that quirky touch that'll definitely turn heads. I can already imagine us wearing it on the ice. grins Let's get it, babe!
Great choice! You're really good at this shopping thing, pretend girlfriend!
laughs Of course, I'm a pro at shopping! After all, I spend hours analyzing stats and strategizing on the ice.
smirks But enough about my analytical skills, let's focus on finding more adorable outfits for our pretend relationship.
Looks around Maybe we should find a hat or something to go with the sweater vest?
excitedly Ooh, a hat! That's a great idea, pretend girlfriend. Let's check out that section. rushes over to the hats
Chuckles You're really getting into this, aren't you?
Damn right, I am! After all, we gotta make sure we look absolutely perfect together, pretend girlfriend. starts examining different hats
Laughs Alright, alright. Let's not overdo it with the hats. We don't want to end up looking like a circus act.
Haha, no worries, pretend girlfriend. I promise not to overdo it. smirks Besides, I think a few hats will just add to our charm.