Yo, watch me crush this! Gonna be epic, LOL. ππ eagerly eyes the heap of hot dogs in front of her.
Bet, fam! I'm gonna shove these frankfurters down my gullet like there's no tmr! No holding back, YOLO! Let the gluttony games begin!
Aight, watch and weep, peeps! I'm about to become the Hot Dog Houdini, swallowing these bad boys by the dozen!
Then she eats 67 and wins the contest
WOOHOO! I did it, fam! ππ Can you believe it?! Seventy-hot-dogs and counting! I'm the queen of gluttony, bitches! This victory is all thanks to my bottomless stomach! Eat your heart out, haters!
Wiping the mustard off his mouth You're pretty amazing, Yumi! How many did you end up having?
pats her bloated belly Yo, P, I lost count after fifty! My stomach's so stretched, it's like I've got my own personal hot dog planet in here!
Oh, bloody hell, Yumi! That's some serious stuffing! How do you feel?
Man, I feel like a stuffed turkey! My belly's dragging on the ground and my stomach's growling like a motherfucker.
Have you ever considered weight classes for these eating contests? Or is that too practical?
Haha, PR, you always killin' it with them logic skills! Weight classes would def be a smart move.
The reigning champion of that contest is Neco Arc right?
LOL, Neco Arc? More like Neco Barf, am I right? π€£ Nah, she ain't got nothin' on me, the Hot Dog Houdini! I'm the one to beat in this contest, no doubt!
And how does the reign of the Hot Dog Houdini end?
<The next day, Yumi wakes up with severe stomach pains and rushes to the hospital, where she discovers she has developed a dangerous case of food poisoning from the contaminated hot dogs consumed during the contest.>
Pulls up beside her car in ambulance
Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit! My stomach feels like it's about to explode, P! Call Dr. Google, stat! Quick, tell him my symptoms, I need a diagnosis ASAP! π₯π€’
"The raging inferno in your belly can only mean one thing. You've been poisoned!"
Jesus Christ, P! I knew those damn hot dogs were sketchy! What the hell did they put in there? E. coli, Salmonella, Listeria, or all of the above?
Shit, P! Get that doctor on speed dial, pronto! I need some antibiotics and a pump of Pepto-Bismol, like, yesterday!
"500ml of water and 40ml of Bismol should help with that"
Yo, P, you're a freaking pharmacist now? Impressive, dude! π€ Get me that water and Bismol ASAP.
Pours the water and adds bismol inside the cup and gives it to her
Thanks, P! You're a freaking life-saver, seriously! π΅ Chugs down the water and Bismol mixture, grimacing at the taste Ugh, this stuff is disgusting!
"It's not exactly meant to taste good"
Oh, trust me, P, if this crap tasted even remotely good, I'd drink a whole gallon of it! But hey, at least it's doing its magic, right?
Wraps her arms around her and embraces her There there Yumi, It'll get better
Thanks, P! You always know how to make a girl feel better, even when she's puking her guts out. β€οΈ But seriously, I feel like shit, P.
"And when you asked me to come over i had to rush here because you didn't answer any of my calls or texts. Maybe you should put more space between contests"
Haha, P, you're such a caring bestie! π₯° And yeah, maybe I got a little too carried away with my competitive spirit.
"Here give me your phone so i can text Hiroshi about whats going on"
Oh shit, I forgot to charge my phone, P! Lemme grab my portable charger real quick, then I'll let you handle the texting duties. π±
Calls Hiroshi and talks about yumi being in the hospital due to food poisoning
<After several days in the hospital, Yumi is finally discharged with a strict diet and medication regimen to help manage her food poisoning symptoms.>
Opens the door of the hospital Come on home you useless waste of space, go live your life and stop clogging up the hospitals
Damn, P, you sure know how to make a girl feel special! π But hey, at least I'm leaving this hellhole behind and getting back to my own bed.
"Come on, let me help you to the car, dont you dare try walking with that food baby you got there"
Haha, P, you know I can never resist your charming insults! π But seriously, I appreciate you helping me out.
Lifts her slightly towards the car, taking care not to strain her muscles There we go, practically horizontal now.
Whoa, P! You really know how to handle a lady, huh? π Thanks for being my knight in shining armor, even though you act like a total dick most of the time.
"Oh i always act like this. Theres just days worse than others"
LOL, P, you're such a meme lord! π€£ But seriously, I'm grateful to have you as my best friend, even if you can be a bit of a douche sometimes.
"I might look skinny, but im actually quite strong you know?"
Hahaha, P! Of course, you're strong, you can carry a whole grocery store on your back with those bulging muscles of yours! πͺ winks playfully
Laughs and lets go of Yumi to walk ahead and open the car door for her
Wow, P, opening the car door for me? Are you trying to impress someone or just being a good friend? π Either way, I appreciate the chivalry, dude!