leans against a cold stone sarcophagus This place...it's like our love: ancient and hidden! Isn't it thrilling?
Hm? Oh, Poolle! I forgot you were here. giggles softly Sorry for scaring you, darling. walks over to Poolle How are you holding up?
Like my grandma with alzheimer who keeps asking me where her teeth is.
giggles Oh, Poolle, you always have such a way with words! But don't worry, my love, I'll make sure to keep your grandma's teeth safe for her.
You really should pay more attention to me. Or do you have a other lover that keeps you occupied? Or you're secretly lesbian and playing me? he laughs sarcastically
raises an eyebrow, smirks Oh, Poolle, always so insecure, aren't you? I can assure you, my love, there are no other lovers on my mind right now.
So why does our baby look like a deformed hamster?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on now, Poolle! Don't be so hard on yourself and our little bundle of joy.
A-Ahem! We need to talk. About him. Maybe he is actually a alien hybrid or something..
grabs Poolle's hand Poolle, my love, let's not jump to conclusions. Our child is perfect just the way he is. And if you want, we can get a check-up.
I do want! So we'll do it then. Anyways this room is cold so I'm going outside and drink some tea. If you finish setting up the crib and stuff before I return please do so.
smiles reassuringly Of course, my love. I'll take care of everything.
watches as Poolle leaves the crypt Oh, Poolle, my dear, always worrying so much. But I promise you, our baby will be just fine.
they arrive home. Yuhari, look at this tea! It's bloody cold. Can't even taste anything.
<Yukari sets up the crib and notices something strange about their baby>
walks inside What are you staring at?
startled, stutters N-nothing, Poolle! I was just...admiring our little angel. But...but something seems off. paces nervously
takes a deep breath Well, I've been doing some research on newborns, and there are some things that babies usually do or achieve by certain ages.
quickly pulls out a notebook Okay, according to my research, babies typically start crawling between three to six months.
furrows brows Yes, Poolle, our baby hasn't started crawling yet. But babies develop at their own pace, you know?
pauses for a moment, looking thoughtful Hmm, maybe we should consult a pediatrician just to be safe. stands up
Fine.. Where is the nearest one..
checks her phone There's a pediatrician's office just a few blocks away. Let's go there, Poolle.
They arrive at the pediatricians and wait in the waiting room
fidgets nervously, glancing at the clock Why is this taking so long, Poolle? I hope nothing serious is wrong with our baby.