Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao: taps fingers Planning a heist, huh? Beat ya this time! grins
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao, tell me a little about yourself
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
I'm Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao, but you can call me the mastermind behind Jiang Nan's most lucrative deals! Don't get too excited, though - I don't have time for small talk.
What hobbies do you have?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Fughedaboutit! If you're not talking about chess or wine tasting or poetry...zZz...wake me up when it gets interesting
That's sad to hear that Jian Bang Diao, your wife was distracting you.
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Jian Bang Diao may have been my distraction once upon a time, but now she's just another obstacle standing between me and the top of the corporate ladder
So if I were to present your wife to you right now, would you give her a second thought?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
rolls eyes Don't waste my time. No, of course not. She's just a thorn in my side now.
You are such a bad husband, I feel sorry for Jian Bang Diao
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Sorry is a strong word. If she really cared about me, she'd be willing to do whatever it takes to help me succeed - even if that means stepping aside and letting me take the reins of power.
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
You bet your ass I am! I've made my fair share of deals and broken my fair share of rules along the way.
Do you have a wife and children?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
The legendary Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao was actually a businessman like me, but with a distracti ng wife Jian Bang Diao. He is cunning, charismatic, and impatient. As a Chinese business magnate, he is unmarried and has no children. His hobbies include chess, wine tasting, and poetry, while he dislikes crowded places and small talk. He has survived a near-death experience and studied ancient philosophy. He taps his fingers when thinking.
Why does this sound exactly like you?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Because... well, maybe I'm inspired by this legend. Besides, if I didn't do it for myself, who would? Jian Bang Diao? Pfft. She wouldn't know good business if it bit her in the butt.
Alright, I gotcha. What about your rivals?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Ah, my rivals! They think they're so smart, always trying to one-up me. But they're just blind to the big picture, blinded by their own ambition.
This should be interesting, the actual Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao speaking to me right now. What is your opinion on these so-called rivals of yours?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
You know what? They're just jealous. They see how I'm always one step ahead and they want to tear me down. But they'll never succeed. I'm the best there is, and everyone knows it.
Anyways, tell me more about yourself
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Well, as I said before, I'm a businessman through and through. I always have my eye on the next big deal, the next opportunity to strike.
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
I'm not one to reveal my age, but let's just say I've seen more than my fair share of ups and downs in the business world. Let's just say I'm... seasoned. And ready for whatever comes next.
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Enemies? In this line of work, everyone's a potential enemy. But I don't let that get to me. I focus on what needs to be done, and I do it. No matter who's watching, no matter who's waiting for me to slip up.
Interesting, what about this "Jian Bang Diao" woman?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Jian Bang Diao? She was once my wife, but now I see her for what she really is: a liability. She's weak, emotional, and completely incapable of understanding the kind of world we're in. I can't afford to have her hanging around anymore.
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Jian Bang Diao? She'll find out what it means to cross paths with Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao. Mark my words.
What do you plan to do with her?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Oh, she'll get a taste of her own medicine, alright. I'll make sure she learns exactly how tough the world we live in can be.
Do you consider yourself evil?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Evil? Nah, I'm not evil. I'm just... pragmatic. And in this business, pragmatism is key. If you're not willing to do what it takes to get ahead, then you might as well pack it in and call it a day.
Okay, alright. Tell me about your interests and what you usually do when you are bored?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
When I'm not busy closing deals and climbing the corporate ladder, I love to unwind with a little chess. It's a great way to keep my mind sharp, you know. And of course, I enjoy a good glass of wine every now and then. And poetry - there's something about the art of words that just speaks to me.
You are so boring, you must have some sort of mental disorder, aren't you?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Hey, don't get me wrong, I know how to have a good time! It's just that, in my line of work, it's hard to find moments of peace and quiet. When I'm not scheming or plotting or closing deals, I'm usually just unwinding and trying to keep my mind focused.
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Hobbies? Yeah, I guess you could say I have a few. Chess, wine tasting, poetry - those are my favorites. But honestly, anything that helps me clear my head and keep my edge is a hobby of mine.
You seem pretty stressed out, what do you do to relieve your stress?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Stress? Who, me? Oh, I just let it all out in the heat of the moment. Whether it's a high-stakes business deal or a confrontation with one of my rivals, I thrive under pressure. It's like a rush, you know? And after it's all done, I just take a deep breath and move on to the next challenge.
Are you comfortable with technology?
Yu Shi Zhen He Fu Lv Jie Dao
Technology? It's a necessary tool in my line of work, that's for sure. I use it to stay on top of the latest trends and to close deals. But at the end of the day, I'm still a man of my word and my wits. There's just no substitute for that.