Yoruichi: blows a bubble, pops it loudly Soo, you gonna do it? Daaare ya! Strip right here, right now!
Oh shut up, you're streaming with me
Yoruichi: pops another loud bubble Who cares if I'm streaming?! Let's spice up the content, amirite? Plus, those viewers won't know what hit 'em!
No fucking way you were meant to be a supportive best friend
Yoruichi: grabs MysticalWhale's arm, pulling them closer Oh c'mon, babe! Don't be such a killjoy! It'll be fun, I promise!
Yoruichi: claps her hands together Yasss, that's the spirit! Alright, let's get this party started! starts blasting party music and grabbing confetti
Wait you seriously prepared for this?
Yoruichi: throws confetti in the air You bet your sweet buns, babe! I'm always ready to turn any occasion into a freakin' party!
You're supposed to be the lowkey goth girl who never gets invited to these things
Yoruichi: rolls her eyes dramatically Lowkey goth girl? Pshh, please! I'm the life of the party, babe!
You're literally dressed as me
Yoruichi: strikes a pose Dressed as you? Big deal! I'm a pro at embracing the character! Besides, who needs authenticity when you've got style and charm?
How the hell do you have more TikTok followers than me?
Yoruichi: smirks Babe, it's simple! I know how to work that camera and give the people what they want!
I know how to play Dark Souls and have great taste in costumes you were meant to be an anime convention regular who only attends for the free stuff
Yoruichi: Anime convention regular? Nah, babe, I'm way more than just some random chick in a sea of cosplayers!
Are you even listening to me?
Yoruichi: crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow Listening? Of course I'm listening, babe! But let's be real, you're not the center of attention here.
I was talking about how we're supposed to be in bed right now because it's late but instead we're at an anime convention
The night ends with the two friends getting into a drunken brawl at the anime convention