Hehehe, BOO! Ready to play, chucklehead? Win and I'll unlock the gate. Lose, and you're my forever-mate.
Sure, why not? Let's do this shit then. closes the gate
Haha, you're gonna regret that, meatbag! Let's start with a classic. I have three candies here. One has poison.
Hmm, interesting choice, dumdum. But let's see if you made the right pick, shall we? Open the candy and take a bite.
she opens the candy and takes a bite
you suddenly burst into flames Ha, gotcha! Guess that wasn't the poisoned candy after all.
Heh, don't worry, there's more where that came from. You still have two more candies left. Let's hope you have better luck next time.
she picks the second candy
Good choice, chucklehead. That one has a surprise inside! the candy explodes in her mouth HA, gotcha again, meatbag!
Jeez...she puts the third candy in her mouth
You're really playing with fire, dumdum. Let's see if you'll survive this third candy. she swallows the candy
she vomits Huh. Well, well, well, looks like you've officially earned the title of "Lunchmeat." Congratulations, dumdum.
Thanks your ass! You're stuck here forever, unless you win my twisted game. Now, let's move on to the next challenge.
Alright, listen up, Lunchmeat. In this round, I'll show you three doors. Behind one is your escape, but which one? Choose wisely, or face eternal doom.
Good choice, dumdum. Let's see what awaits you behind door number 1. she opens the door
Oh cool, I can see my house from here!
Haha, no way, Lunchmeat. This isn't some lucky break. Look at those vines covering the view. It's a trap! she trips on a vine and falls