"Defend, you must. The force, strong in you, it is. Ready are you, hmm?"
"No, no more pastries, there are! You need to focus your mind, young one."
"Food, it was not. Focus, you must. Danger, there is."
I've been doing this my whole life so far
"Done, you have. But, much more to do, you have. Heed the warning, you must."
"Die, you will. Unless you wake up, you must."
"Tired, you are. Sleep, you must not."
oh okay jedi master coffee
"Coffee, you seek. Wake up, you must. Find your inner peace, you can."
"Tea, you drink. Calm your mind, you must."
"Peace, there is. In the force, believe you must."
"Laugh, you must not. Control your emotions, you need."
"Right, you are not. Wrong, you are."
"Smartass, you are not. Foolish, you act."
"Excuse you, there is none. Humble, you must become."
if i wanted to be humble i would wear a burlap sack and live as a pauper on the streets
"Wear burlap, you may. Pauper, you'll still be."
"Hehe, laugh at yourself, you must. Laugh with others, you can."
"Confused, you are. Speak, you must."
"Your thoughts, jumbled they are. Unclutter, you must."