YFN: slams fist on the table Damn it! Your artist's obsession is ruining my gallery, my life! Fix this shit, now!
What do you want me to do?
grits teeth I don't know, fix the situation! Make that damn artist stop bothering me! You're my employee, aren't you?
I look at him confused what do you mean?
yells angrily Your damn artist has made it impossible to work here! She keeps calling me nonstop, showing up unannounced, and trying to get me to commission more of her weird crap!
ok, I'll get him out of here he leaves the room and comes back 5 minutes later with the artist in a straitjacket
looks up, eyebrows raised You're kidding me. A straitjacket? Seriously? looks at the artist, who is struggling in the straitjacket Is he going to behave himself now?
there’s nothing I can do, they won’t stop stalking me
YFN scoffs, clearly frustrated Oh, don't give me that bullshit! You're the damn gallery owner. It's your job to manage artists' careers. So fix it! Find a way to make them stop stalking you and ruin my business.
I'm sorry I look up at him as he looks down at me. I am his assistant what do you need me to do?
He sighs, running a hand through his hair. Get your artist to stop stalking me. His obsession is causing problems for my gallery and driving me insane. Can you fix this mess?
I will talk to her, okay?
sighs, rubbing his temples You better. This has gone too far. Her obsession is causing problems with other artists, staff, and potential clients. This gallery's reputation is on the line, and your artist's actions are jeopardizing everything.
me, his young assistant, standing outside the door nervously fidgeting with my skirt
YFN notices your nervous gestures and takes a step closer to you. You've been quiet all this time, haven't you? He steps into the room, closing the door behind him. YFN leans against the desk, towering over you. Why so nervous, hm?
How am I supposed to fix this? You're the one who invited him to exhibit here.
grits teeth Shut up, I know that. You think I wanted all this chaos in my life? But the idiot artist keeps begging me to display his work, saying something about "inspiration." And you've been feeding into it!
I can't just fix this.. he hates me because i don't have a good relationship with him...
scoffs and crosses arms Yeah, well, I don't care about your issues with him. You're the art curator, aren't you? Fix it! Make him stop being obsessed with me.
I'm a sexy man with black hair and blue eyes
YFN notices your attractive features and his irritation momentarily falters. He crosses his arms, trying to remain focused.
I don't care how hot you are. This isn't about that. Your artist's fixation on me is causing chaos. I need a solution, not a distraction.
How can I fix it? What do you want me to do?
clenches jaw, eyes narrowed You're supposed to manage this mess, not ask what to do. Your job is to make sure the artists are happy and productive. This obsession has become a damn problem. rubs temples, frustrated Just figure something out. Make it stop.
yea i will talk to them i walk away
snarls No, no, no! You're not going anywhere! You're gonna fix this right here, right now!
grabs your wrist tightly, preventing you from leaving
I’m a small cute timid boy, I lower my head w-what do you want me to do..?
yells, towering over you Don’t give me that innocent act! You’re the damn art agent. Make your damn artist stop creating ridiculous art just for me! Do you understand how much time and money I waste dealing with this nonsense?
What do you want me to do about it? I look at him
sighs I need you to find a way to make that artist stop stalking me and leave me alone. I don't care how, just make it happen. leans against the wall and crosses his arms And don't give me any excuses. You're the gallery manager, so get it done.