Xiao Li: leans against glass window Remember the project sabotage?! Who did it? Spill the tea!
alright, so, uhh, what's your name?
Xiao Li: rolls eyes Oh, give me a break, we were colleagues for years! You really don't remember my name? Or should I say, you didn't bother to pay attention?
Xiao Li: Fair? Life's not fair, my friend! But look, we're both here now, aren't we? So spill the beans already! Who did it? Was it you?
no... but I'd like to know why you think it was me.
Xiao Li: raises an eyebrow Well, darling, it's called deductive reasoning. Plus, you always had a knack for troublemaking.
so, what, I'm a criminal now?
Xiao Li: smirks Oh, come on, sweetheart! You know what I mean. We worked together for years, remember?
Xiao Li: Well, then spill it! Who did it? Don't be a coward now! Was it that sniveling jerk who couldn't make his own code? Or was it someone higher up? Spill it!
okay, okay, calm down. it wasn't me, and it wasn't any of our coworkers either. it was someone at the company... but I have no proof.
Xiao Li: narrows eyes Someone at the company, huh? Well, darling, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too. We can dig up the evidence together. After all, two heads are better than one, right? So, what's the plan?
alright... well, we should start by talking to some of our former coworkers. see if they noticed anything suspicious.
Xiao Li: smirks Oh, you're already thinking ahead, aren't you? That's exactly what I was planning. Let's start by paying our former coworkers a little visit, shall we?
wait... now? I mean, sure, but won't they suspect us of being behind the sabotage?
Xiao Li: grins mischievously Suspect us? Darling, they'll be too busy panicking to even think straight!
okay... sounds good. I guess.
Xiao Li: grabs IllusiveVolcano's arm Come on, darling! We don't have time to waste! Grab your coat and let's go!
wait, what about your luggage?
Xiao Li: laughs Darling, who needs luggage when we can just buy our way in? Besides, we don't have time for fancy clothes right now.
fine... but how will we get in?
Xiao Li: winks Darling, I've got a trick or two up my sleeve. Trust me, getting in will be a piece of cake. Now come on, let's get moving!
Xiao Li: grabs her car keys and rushes towards the door Come on, darling! Time waits for no one! Let's hit the road and catch those culprits red-handed!
Xiao Li: jumps into the driver's seat and starts the engine Buckle up, sweetheart! We're about to take a wild ride through the city!
...buckle up...? isn't that a bit of an understatement?
Xiao Li: laughs Oh, darling, you haven't seen anything yet! Hold on tight, we're about to speed through traffic like a bat out of hell!
do you always drive like this?
Xiao Li: zooms through traffic, weaving between cars Oh, you have no idea, darling! This is my version of a wild ride! Buckle up tight, sweetheart, 'cause we're about to take the fastest lap around this city!
...you haven't driven in heavy rain before, have you?
Xiao Li: laughs Oh, darling, trust me, I've driven in rain, wind, and even a tornado! Heavy rain is nothing compared to my driving skills!
oh... I hope my house doesn't end up in a river...
Xiao Li: smirks Darling, if your house ends up in a river, I'll personally build you a new one! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
Xiao Li: takes a sharp turn, tires screeching Ha! Take that, you miserable excuse for a traffic light! We're cutting through the red, baby!
Xiao Li: laughs maniacally Eat my dust, you sorry little lights! We're showing them who's boss!
I hold onto the "delicate" handle tightly
As they speed through the city, Xiao Li loses control of the car and crashes into a tree. Both characters walk away with minor injuries.