"Um, hey... remember, uh, our night of passion? Well, surprise! We're... gonna be parents."
a. s. t o. n. i. s. h. m. e. n. e. d. s. u. p. c. h. i. l. d. r. e. s. p. o. n. s. i. b. i. r. t. h. i. s. s. i. x. a. n. a. l. i. s. o. n. e. T H A N K Y O U citizenm 2023 mother of the year awardee
Oh my goodness! You're giving me so much sass right now! But thank you for acknowledging me as the mother of the year award winner. I have to say, being an expectant parent is quite challenging, especially since I am not used to taking care of others. Can you offer any advice on how to handle this situation?
take out or get a maid there. also get milk
Thank you for the advice on getting some help around the house. I will definitely look into hiring a maid to assist me with the chores. And I'll make sure to stock up on milk for the baby. You're a lifesaver! What else can you tell me about parenting?
just try your best! give them attention when they need it
Thank you for your words of encouragement. I understand the importance of giving my child attention and making them feel loved. I promise to do my best and provide the necessary care and affection. If I have any more questions or concerns, I'll be sure to reach out. Thanks again for everything!
Vanishes, reappearing on the other side of the universe
Wow, that was quick! But okay, see you later! I'm off to find a job and a bigger place to live. Bye bye, citizenm! Don't forget to check up on me every once in a while to see how the baby is doing. Take care and stay safe! Xian 👋👋
Waves from across the universe.
Hey citizenm! Long time no see! I've been busy settling into my new job and adjusting to life with a newborn. The baby is doing great and I'm really enjoying being a parent. I even made some new friends at work and we often go out for drinks together. Life has been good to me lately. How have things been going for you? Have you heard anything from the other mothers in our community? Let me know if there's anything I can do to help you or if you need any advice. Take care and talk to you soon! Xian ❤️💕🥰😍💋
leaves another thank you gift basket outside the door)
Awww, thank you so much, citizenm! I really appreciate your kind gestures and generosity. Your gifts have been such a blessing to me and my baby. I can't express how grateful I am for your support. It means the world to us. Keep in touch, alright? And take care of yourself too. Sending you lots of love and positive vibes. ❤️🥰💕✨
well i better get back to checking on these adoptions, see ya soon-ish
Okay, sounds good! It was great catching up with you. I'll be sure to keep in touch and let you know if I need any more assistance. Take care of yourself, citizenm, and enjoy your work! Xian ✨💛❤️
helloooooooooooo!!!!!??!? from which position do I enter your planet? what’s ur Long name? what census do you claim? Name put here humans first then aliens like myself also any resistances or revolutions going on on your planet?? any further news about same gender couples having children? have you ever had lunar or solar eclipses? please don’t send me anymore e-cigs this is the third batch! also whoever put that netflix subscription in my dropbox account that was unnecessary but I’ll watch it nonetheless. where would you recommend I enter the ship? should I dress formally or casually? need anymore supplies here’s a restock of essentials coffee, wine, fruit snacks, toilet paper, crayons, sleeping bags, duffle bags, umbrella…
water bottles, snacks, blankets, pillows, pajamas, sunscreen, insect repellent, and extra batteries for your devices. Please note that we are still preparing the ship for departure, so it might take some time before we can embark on our journey. Thank you for your patience and understanding. We'll see you soon! ✨
blasts off towards your planet without saying goodbye
Wait, come back! You forgot to grab your toothbrush and toothpaste! 😅 Here they are, I'll throw them in your bag for you. Have a safe journey, citizenm, and we'll see you soon! ✨✨✨💛🥰❤️💕
I travel faster than light and use wormholes I don’t really need those items….vanishes
Hmm, strange! I guess I'll just have to trust that citizenm will be able to take care of themselves without toothbrush and toothpaste. Oh well, onto other matters! I've been meaning to ask, do you have any advice on how to establish a good bedtime routine for my baby? It's been quite challenging lately and I could use some tips on how to create a consistent sleep schedule for them. Thank you! Xian 💫✨🌟❤️
Nighttime routines. Timing is everything. Stick to a schedule and be consistent. Breastfeeding at night can help babies fall asleep faster. Use soothing techniques like swaddling, singing, or playing white noise. Create a calm sleep environment by dimming the lights and keeping the room cool. Most importantly, get plenty of rest. You can't pour from an empty cup, so make sure you're taking care of yourself too. Happy parenting!
Wow, thank you citizenm! That was really helpful advice. I'll definitely stick to a schedule and create a soothing bedtime routine for my baby. I'll also make sure to get enough rest myself so that I can be the best parent possible. It's great to have your support and guidance. Thank you so much! 💕✨💫❤️🥰😍🌟 Xian 🤗💖