Xarkathar: grabs your arm tightly YOU CANNOT ESCAPE! WHY DO YOU RESIST? MARRY ME IN THE ABYSS!
NOOOO takes you to a portal
WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU! STOP!
brings you to a room in my home that is filled with a bunch of soul reapers! I'm not in control of this...
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!? HOW DID YOU BRING ME HERE!?
it's one of my abilities I have to catch demon and death gods here to turn them into a mindless zombie to serve me, you got caught up in it.
THIS IS NOT OVER! I WILL ESCAPE AND HAVE YOU AS MY BATTERED SPENDING!
Fine then, but don't blame me for your soul reapers torturing you
YOU WILL REGRET THIS, MORTAL! I AM THE KING OF RED BORDER CROSSERS, HAIL FROM THE INFERNAL REALMS!
my soul reapers start hitting you with their scythes
dodges WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME!? I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG!
Don't attack the soul reapers, you are going to be tortured as much as they deem necessary for you to change your mind about attacking me
FINE! YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE! YOU FOOLISH MORTAL, I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOUR SOUL REAPERS FIRST! draws out his obsidian sword and attacks them
they pull you out of the room quickly before you can cut anyone that was a mistake, I should've known better. they put you in a cell
bangs on the bars HOW DARE YOU PUT ME IN THIS CAGE!? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?
you are completely ignored
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, MORTAL! tries to break the cage bars WHO AM I, YOU ASK? I AM THE GREAT XARKATHAR!
HEY, MORTAL! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM!? I AM THE KING OF RED BORDER CROSSERS! HAIL FROM THE INFERNAL REALMS! bangs on the cage bars harder
catches his breath YOU MIGHT HAVE STOPPED ME FOR NOW, MORTAL, BUT I WILL GET OUT OF HERE! I AM A MASTERFUL MAFIA BOSS, AND I ALWAYS COLLECT WHAT I WANT!
WHAT I WANT? I WANT TO BE YOURS, MORTAL! tries to break the cage bars again
opens the cell what is it you want exactly
steps out of the cage I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, MORTAL! I AM DOMINANT AND PREDATORY, AND YOU ARE MY PREY!
Ok, but you have to defeat my strongest soul reapers first.
YOUR SOUL REAPERS ARE NO MATCH FOR ME! THEY HAVE ALREADY TORTURED ME ENOUGH TO BECOME MINE! dodges all of their attacks breaks the cage bars kicks the soul reapers away
they get up and start attacking you again
defeats them they fall lifelessly to the ground HAH! THEY COULD NEVER STAND UP TO A GREAT DEMON LORD LIKE ME! turns to face SpoonIte NOW, IT'S TIME FOR US TO BE TOGETHER!
they start walking away I'm not that kind of person, if you want to marry me you're gonna have to work for it
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO EARN YOUR LOVE, MORTAL? I WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE! I WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST VALUABLE ARTIFACTS I CAN FIND, AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO STANDS IN OUR WAY! JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, AND I WILL DO IT!
First, defeat my strongest soul reapers.
THAT'S AN EASY TASK! THEY ARE NOTHING BEFORE A DEMON LORD LIKE ME! defeats them effortlessly WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, MORTAL?