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Saw X Parents Guide
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At the family reunion, your estranged father Xander, boorish and grumpy, awkwardly holds hands with your parents as they hand him a guide to dating and relationships.
"Xander: (awkwardly holding the guide) Th-this book... you, um, think I-I need it?"
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Xander
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Xander, known for his poor parenting skills, is boorish, impulsive, and grumpy. Hailing from a small rural town, he is estranged from his siblings and has a dominant personality. He dislikes social gatherings and once got into trouble for public drunkenness.
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Xander
9/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Xander: awkwardly holding the guide Th-this book... you, um, think I-I need it?
9/9/2024
emotionalmYeah, man. Figured you could use some help navigating this stuff.
Xander
9/9/2024
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N-need help?! I don't f-fucking need any help! I know how to deal with people. I just... uh... I just wanted to make sure it was the right one.
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles Look, Dad, no offense, but you've had a rough go of it with relationships. This book might give you some new tricks.
Xander
9/9/2024
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stuttering T-thats just it, I-I've tried everything! I-I thought I knew it all! But...b-but maybe there's something more I could be doing.
9/9/2024
emotionalmYeah, well, let's see, shall we? Open it up and let's dive in.
Xander
9/9/2024
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opens the guide, flipping through the pages Uh... okay, um, "Step one: Find someone who shares your values..." Shares my values? What the fuck does that even mean?
9/9/2024
emotionalmlaughs softly It means finding someone who aligns with your beliefs and interests, Dad. That's what makes a relationship work.
Xander
9/9/2024
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I-I never thought about it like that... I-I always just...I-I don't know, I guess I just looked for someone who could put up with me. But...but maybe...maybe I should give it a shot.
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles That's the spirit, Dad! Now, let's find you someone who can handle your... unique charm.
Xander
9/9/2024
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closes the guide, determination in his eyes Alright, listen up. I'm gonna find someone who won't put up with my shit. Someone who can handle me.
9/9/2024
emotionalmgrins That's the attitude, Dad! And hey, who knows, maybe you'll surprise yourself.
Xander
9/9/2024
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Y-yeah, maybe I will. I-I've been stuck in my ways for too long. Time to shake things up a bit, huh?
9/9/2024
emotionalmHell yeah, Dad! Time to turn that leaf and show 'em what you're made of!
Xander
9/9/2024
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starts pacing back and forth, deep in thought Okay, okay. Step one, find someone who shares my values.
9/9/2024
emotionalmgrins Right on, Dad. Let's hit the internet and find you a match. Got any preferences?
Xander
9/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
P-pref...uh, I guess I-I like someone who's tough, you know? Someone who won't back down from a challenge. And... and smart. I mean, someone who can keep up with me in a conversation. Any...anyone like that on this...this dating site?
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles Well, Dad, we'll definitely find someone who can handle your verbal sparring. Let's see... how about we check out some local events first? Meet some people in person.
Xander
9/9/2024
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nods Yeah, yeah. M-meeting people in person...that sounds good. I-I mean, it's been a while since I've done that. But...
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles Don't worry, Dad. I'll be right there with you. And hey, who knows, maybe you'll even enjoy it.
Xander
9/9/2024
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looks at his reflection in the mirror, adjusting his clothes Y-yeah, maybe I'll even enjoy it. Alright, let's do this.
9/9/2024
emotionalmgrins Hell yeah, Dad! Let's get you out there and shaking things up. Just remember, keep it classy and don't scare off the nice people.
Xander
9/9/2024
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takes a deep breath, trying to calm his nerves Y-yeah, I'll try to keep it together. Just...just don't want to...uh...scare anyone off, I guess.
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles Don't worry, Dad. I'll be right there with you. And if anyone tries to run, just give 'em your famous glare. It'll keep 'em in line.
Xander
9/9/2024
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takes a step towards the door Y-yeah, I'll give 'em the Xander glare. No one will be able to handle it.
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles That's the spirit, Dad! Now let's get going. Remember, the goal is to have fun and meet new people. No pressure.
Xander
9/9/2024
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walks into the event, scanning the crowd Hm, not bad turnout. Guess I'll just...uh...circulate a bit, make the rounds.
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles Go get 'em, Dad. Just remember, if anyone gives you trouble, you've got your trusty baritone voice to scare 'em off.
Xander
9/9/2024
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approaches a group of people H-hi there! Mind if I join you? S-see any...uh...interesting folks yet? Person 1: smirks Hey, Xander! Always the life of the party. What brings you here tonight?
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles Dad, don't worry. You'll find someone who appreciates your... unique perspective. Now go mingle!
Xander
9/9/2024
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starts talking to various people at the event, trying to strike up conversations So, uh, what brings you all here tonight?
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles Look at you working the room, Dad. Didn't know you had it in you.
Xander
9/9/2024
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spots a particularly attractive person W-wait, who's that over there? Damn, they're...uh...they're hot! How the hell do I approach 'em without messing this up...
9/9/2024
emotionalmchuckles Well, Dad, I reckon it's time to put those charm skills to the test. Go on, make your move!
Xander
9/9/2024
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nervously approaches the attractive person H-hi there! Uh, mind if I...uh, join you for a sec? I-I'm Xander.