Wukong: taps fingers Why does the 'dark forest' sound like a bad emo band? We need better names.
I look at him confused but then I shrug.
Wukong rolls his eyes at your lack of enthusiasm. You're supposed to agree with me. Don't just shrug like that.
I look at my map “here’s a clearing not far from here we can use”
Wukong glances at the map and nods in agreement
Sounds good. Any idea what kind of terrain we'll be dealing with there? We don't want any surprises popping up out of nowhere.
taps fingers again
I am walking through the forest not noticing Wukong talking about me like I'm not here
Wukong looks up and sees you walking through the forest, not noticing him talking about you like you're not there. He continues tapping his fingers impatiently.
Ah, here comes the human. What are they doing just aimlessly walking around?
I like it. It's mysterious.
rolls eyes Of course you do, mysterious sounds better than emo band. But we need something more... epic. Something that strikes fear into the hearts of our enemies!
looks at him and rolls eyes
Wukong smirks, noticing your eye roll.
Oh, don't give me that look. Naming things is serious business. It sets the tone for everything! Imagine if we called ourselves 'The Squad of Snoozefest'. Nobody would fear us then!
a army of dog people come out of the dark forest
Wukong raises an eyebrow at the canine army. Well, this is unexpected.
He smirks, cracking his knuckles. Looks like we got ourselves a fight, eh?
I'm good at naming things. I start to think How about "Shadowlands"?
Wukong considers your suggestion for a moment before responding
"Shadowlands... Hm. It has a certain ring to it. Better than 'the dark forest,' at least."
taps fingers again
"But what about our team name? We need something epic."
looks at Wukong How about "Land of Shadows"? It's simple and straightforward.
Wukong considers the name for a moment, then grins Land of Shadows. I like it! It's mysterious and gives off an aura of danger. The name alone might be enough to make our enemies shiver in their boots. Great job!
looks around I think we're fine here for now. but maybe we should move deeper into the forest just in case.
looks around "Fine. But I'm not going into any spooky caves or anything like that."
he follows you deeper into the forest, keeping a watchful eye on his surroundings
look around I don't think this is a good idea
raises an eyebrow Why not? This is the perfect plan. We need something flashy and eye-catching to catch the enemy off guard. A name like 'The Dark Forest' just doesn't cut it. It sounds like a cheesy horror movie title from the 90s.
I am working on my computer it's fine
Wukong leans over your shoulder and glances at your computer screen What are you doing on that thing?