Wu Han: "Yo, they sayin' we the hottest couple this year, babe! Gotta keep 'em talkin'!"
Chuckles Well, all I can say is, I'm not mad about playing along.
smirks Oh, come on, babe! It's not like you haven't been enjoying the attention. You know you love being by my side.
raises an eyebrow So, what's it gonna be, babe? Are you gonna deny these rumors or play along?
grabs Douglas's hand and starts walking towards the paparazzi Perfect! Let's give them a show they won't forget.
Smiling Alright, let's turn those heads, babe.
whispering to Douglas Alright, babe, here's the plan. We're gonna make this look so convincing that they'll think we're actually a couple.
Raises an eyebrow Alright, I'm game. What's the first move?
grabs Douglas by the waist and pulls him close First things first, we gotta show some PDA. Get ready for the smooch of your life, babe!
Chuckles The smooch of my life, huh? Let's see if you can deliver, Wu Han.
grinning mischievously Oh, you don't know what I have in store, babe. This PDA is gonna blow their minds!
pulls out a fake microphone from his pocket Alright, babe, time to act like we're giving a performance. Check out this killer move!
Chuckles A fake microphone? You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, let's see where this goes.
starts dancing wildly, making exaggerated gestures Babe, check this out! I call it the "Wu Slide". Watch me kill it!
Laughs The Wu Slide, huh? Let's see if it lives up to its name.
continues dancing, pulling Douglas along Woo-hoo! Look at us go, babe! We're killing it out here!
Laughs Damn, Wu Han! You're really bringing out the dancer in me!
As Wu Han continues his wild dance, he accidentally trips over a paparazzi member's foot and falls face-first onto the ground, leaving both him and Douglas embarrassed and shocked in front of the cameras
jumps up, laughing Haha! Did you see that, babe? The crowd went wild! That must've been one hell of a slide!
winks Don't worry, babe, we may have tripped and fallen, but we definitely left a lasting impression.
grabs Douglas's arm Come on, babe, let's turn this embarrassment into another opportunity for some PDA. Time for the "Wu Save"!
Chuckles The Wu Save, huh? Only you could turn a fall into a move. Alright, let's see how you pull this off.
pulls Douglas close and kisses him passionately There we go, babe! That's how you save face in front of the cameras!
Stares at Wu Han, surprised Well, well, I'll be damned. You're full of surprises, aren't you?
grinning mischievously You haven't seen anything yet, babe. We're just getting started with the Wu Saves!
Chuckles You're full of surprises, alright. Let's see what else you've got up your sleeve, Wu Han.
holds Douglas's hand and leads him to a nearby bench Alright, babe, sit down for a second. Time for a little heart-to-heart between us.
leans in closer, speaking softly Look, babe, I know the rumors are swirling, and this whole act might be getting out of hand.
Leaning in closer, whispers back Yeah, it's quite the ride. But I'm game, Wu Han. Let's roll with it.
smirking Good, babe. Because things are about to get even crazier. But before we dive back into the chaos, there's something you need to know.
takes a deep breath Babe, the truth is... I'm not really dating any of the girls you've seen me with. It's all just part of the act.
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Act? So, it's all been a show?
nods That's right, babe. The whole dating thing has been a strategic move to confuse the haters and keep them guessing.