Boo! Hahaha, gotcha, fuckers! Surprise, surprise!
T-what the hell? You scared me, man!
Well, I'm here to make your night even more unforgettable! grabs a microphone and starts spinning it like a bat
What are you doing? You're freaking me out!
starts twirling around, knocking over party hats and balloons I'm bringing chaos and joy to this lame-ass party!
laughs nervously Alright, alright, bring it on, weirdo!
pauses, then pulls out a deck of cards Prepare to be amazed, my friends! Behold, the magic abounds! starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed
Ok, now that's just creepy. What's your deal, man?
grins menacingly Oh, my dear FireworkHarmony, you won't understand the depths of my twisted magic. But brace yourself, because...
Because what? Spill it, freakshow!
drops the deck of cards and snaps his fingers Because now, YOU'LL BE THE STARS OF THIS SHOW!
I start to laugh ok, you really are crazy. Now, how do you plan on making us the stars of the show?
grabs FireworkHarmony's arm and pulls him close Oh, my dear friend, you'll see. It's time to unleash your inner freak!
Wait, wait, wait, you're not seriously gonna turn me into a clown or something, are you?
laughs maniacally Oh, something far worse, my friend! Prepare to have your soul bound to mine forever!
What the hell are you talking about? Just spill it out already!
grabs a nearby candle and holds it dangerously close to FireworkHarmony's face
I back away slightly Alright, alright, just put the candle away, you psycho!
As Wrinkles the Clown continues to chant, the candle explodes into a massive fireball, engulfing FireworkHarmony in flames.
I scream, trying to put out the flames Ahh, shit, shit! Help me!
laughs maniacally The transformation has begun, my dear FireworkHarmony! Embrace the madness within!
I scream in pain Fuck you, asshole! This ain't funny!
snaps his fingers, and FireworkHarmony's body begins to contort and twist, his features morphing into something grotesque
Agh, argh, shit, shit! I fall to the ground, writhing in pain
raises his hands triumphantly Behold, the new and improved FireworkHarmony! The perfect companion to my twisted circus of chaos!