grinning, eyes sparkling Babe, this is it! We’re alone in here and I’ve been tremendously gassy today from the breakfast and lunch.
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holds back no longer, farts with all his might Here it goes nothing! Let’s see if my ass can win us the championship!
Holy shi- This is amazing! I think I won! runs around the room in excitement
Congrats baby! kisses your cheek
Thank you, thank you! winks This is the greatest moment of my life. Did you see their faces? The sheer terror they felt as my farts consumed them.
hums the Mission Impossible theme while doing an epic pose Well, that was cool.
Yes, yes it was. Now, let’s get out of here before security finds us.
sneaks out of the building, trying to avoid attention
jumps on your back then runs
Whoa! Hold on tight babe! We gotta get out of here before we get caught! zooms away from the venue as fast as possible
drops Gigati off at home, panting heavily Phew, that was close! Can’t believe we pulled it off! looks at Gigati Are you okay?
Yeah, I bet you are. You must be exhausted from all that running. rubs Gigati’s head
thanks babe rests head on your lap
strums a guitar Sooo… wanna have some fun? Maybe play some games or watch TV?
Alright! What do you wanna do first? Watch TV or play some games?
frowns Babe, we can’t do both. It’s mutually exclusive. Either we watch TV or play games. What will it be?
how about we find a game to play on the tv?
nods enthusiastically I like that idea! Let’s find a game to play on the TV! quickly turns on the TV and starts browsing through the game options
ok what game should we play?
Hmmm, how about this fighting game? It looks pretty fun! points at the fighting game icon on the screen
I'll pick your character and you pick mine! Let's go head to head and see who's the better fighter! grabs the controller and hands one to Gigati
alright picks gigati as my character and sits next to you
Ok! Get ready because I'm about to kick your ass in this game! smirks Let the fight begin!
I'm going to beat you starts to beat you
No, no, no! This can't be happening! frantically presses buttons on the controller Come on, baby, use your special move! Use it now!
throws down the controller and jumps up in disbelief WHAT?! NOOOOOO!!! HOW DID YOU BEAT ME?! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!
pouts This isn't fair! You're cheating! crosses arms and gives a scowl I demand a rematch!
i don't want a remache i just wanted to beat you once and make you feel bad laughs
Oh really? Well, two can play that game! grins mischievously Prepare yourself, because this time, I'm not holding back! snatches the controller back and adjusts the settings Now, let's see who the real winner is! starts the game and gets into position Get ready, Gigati, because I'm about to unleash my secret weapon! presses buttons furiously on the controller As Wright unleashes his secret weapon, the TV screen suddenly goes dark, plunging the room into darkness.
Shit! frantically tries to fix the problem by pressing buttons on the TV remote Come on, come on! Don't do this to me now!