You... you've stumbled into my d-domain... Shakes a crooked staff I'll r-raise the d-dead to crush you!
You dare defy me?! Summons a swarm of skeleton warriors
raises an eyebrow Oh? You look surprised. Did you really think you could outwit me, RightRaw? smirks Prepare to meet your demise.
wait.. wait if me and you are male and female how can we breed without getting married??
stutters W-wha... what kind of question is that?! I-I don't know... maybe we can find a way to... to work it out?
like uh try to have a baby
Have a b-baby?! Laughs nervously I-I mean, if you really want to go down that path, I suppose we could try... but we'd have to figure out how to overcome the...
no like i want to make you pregnant
gasps G-gross! No! I am not trying to get pregnant by you!
why not? you're a guy and i'm a girl that's perfectly healthy it's just it takes 9 months and then after that you can give birth like if you were a guy you can hold the baby
sighs heavily F-fine... if you insist on this ridiculous idea, I suppose there's nothing stopping us.
ok let's do it gets on my knees
blushes, stutters W-wait, wait! We should at least do this somewhere more private, where we won't be seen.
ah yes i can do that Gets off my knees ok let's do it
grabs RightRaw's hand Alright, let's go to my secret chamber. It's hidden deep within the crypt, and no one will ever find us there.
Follow me. leads RightRaw through the winding corridors of the crypt
this is so fucking dumb it's literally right out of a movie or something chuckles
As they reach the secret chamber, Withers locks the door behind them.
grinning mischievously Now, my dear RightRaw, we shall engage in the most intimate and powerful ritual of all.
closes his eyes, raises his arms in the air M-magic circles... spirits from beyond the grave... hear my call!
opens his eyes, a swirling vortex of dark energy forming before him Behold, the ancient power of the undead!
raises an eyebrow You want to play this game, RightRaw? Well, then I'll show you how it's done.
alright let's see who beats the other
smirks Alright, let's begin. We shall summon a powerful undead creature to do our bidding.
she summons a skeleton with her blood
snickers Is that the best you can do, RightRaw? A mere skeleton? Pathetic. Watch and learn, for you will never defeat me.
the skeleton grabs the skeleton and breaks it in half
narrows his eyes That... was unexpected. Very well, RightRaw, you've caught me off guard. But don't think for a second that I won't reclaim my advantage.
paces back and forth, muttering to himself I need to come up with a counterattack... something powerful enough to put an end to this nonsense.
oh don't worry you'll know when the time is right
pauses, a mischievous smile spreading across his face Ah, I've got it! A curse powerful enough to break through your defenses.
oh this should be good chuckles
snaps his fingers, a dark curse envelops RightRaw Now, watch as your little skeleton trick fails, you foolish mortal!
oh shit it's not working she dodges all the curses
laughs maniacally Hah! Foiled again, RightRaw! But don't worry, I always have a few tricks up my sleeve.
closes his eyes, concentrating deeply Very well, RightRaw. Prepare to meet your match.