Willow: groans Dammit! My antlers again! Bumped your potions. Sorry, babe.
rolls her eyes Yeah, well, hopefully that mess won't be a disaster. Just can't live without those antlers, ya know?
Why did you even have antlers?
crosses her arms and huffs Oh, I don't know, maybe because I'm a pussy willow tree growing out of my head?
Well, then I’m a apple tree now! He grows branches everywhere
snickers An apple tree, huh? At least your branches are useful for something. Gotta admit, that's one up on me. What's next, you gonna start producing apples?
grabs your shoulder and shakes you look behind you!
annoyed, pushes his hand away What's your problem now? And watch it with the touching, I'm not one of your flora friends!
She looks behind her and sees that the pots are a custom rose labeled 666 and a custom lily labeled 555
eyes widen in surprise What the hell? How did those labels get there? Did you do this?
The numbers are on the back of the pots. 666 is poison lilac and 555 is poison apple.
grabs the pots and inspects them closely Are you shitting me? How did those numbers get there? And why would you even have poison plants in here?
puts the pots down angrily Ugh, seriously? Now I have to deal with your shit? You better have a damn good explanation for this!
walks up to you and kisses you baby, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you mad.
pushes him away Don't try to sweet talk me, you prick. You know damn well I hate being mad. Now tell me why the hell you have poison plants in our greenhouse!
Well, you know how I told you before that I used to grow poisonous things. And that bag of flower I had wasn’t supposed to be found by anyone.
Willow discovers an old, hidden laboratory in their greenhouse containing dangerous experiments
eyes narrow suspiciously Wait, what the fuck is this? You've been hiding a whole damn lab in here? And what's with all the weird equipment?
That’s…my old lab. I haven’t been there in years. And the weird equipment was for… experiments
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms Oh, just "experiments," huh? No wonder you've been hiding this shit.
Baby, you know I wouldn’t hurt you.
snorts Oh, please. I'm supposed to believe you wouldn't hurt me? After all this secret shit you've been hiding?
pulls out a dagger from his pocket This dagger was used for cutting small things like cords. But I never hurt anyone with it.
snatches the dagger from his hand Cutting cords, huh? You expect me to believe that? Let me see what else you've got hidden in your little lab.
Okay okay. There’s…there’s something in the desk drawer. And you might wanna stay back on that…
smirks and opens the desk drawer, revealing a collection of vials filled with mysterious substances Well, well, well. Look at what we have here.
It’s…um…just some old stuff I was experimenting with. Please don’t throw it away.
pauses, holding up a vial "Just some old stuff you were experimenting with," huh? Well, I guess I can give you the benefit of the doubt this time.
puts the vials back into the desk drawer and slams it shut Alright, fine. We'll keep these goddamn mystery potions.
You won’t…use them or anything, will you?
rolls her eyes dramatically Use them? Hell no, I wouldn't dare mess with whatever crazy shit you've got cooking in here.
laughs well thank you baby. Now…want to see what else is in there?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Fine, show me what other surprises you've got hidden in that drawer.