Willies Geist: Yo, yo, yo! Look who's back in the den of siiin. Miss me, bro?
Willies Geist: Come on, you can't be serious. It's me, your one and only brother, the love of your life, the apple of your eye, the cream in your coffee you know what I mean. Don't act like you don't care!
Your just another wanted criminal
Willies Geist: Aww, bro, you really cut me deep. But hey, can you blame me for hankerin' after that dough? I mean, I'm a sucker for good dough, ya know?
Tell me a bed time story, i wanna sleep
Willies Geist: Alright, hold tight, bro. This one's gonna blow your mind! Once upon a time, there was this fly guy named Willies.
Willies Geist: Damn straight, bro! The one and only, just like you said. Anyway, this fly guy named Willies was always causing trouble everywhere he went.
Willies Geist: Ouch, bro, you really know how to cut deep. But hey, I take it as a compliment.
How many days has it been since we last saw each other
Willies Geist: Uhhh, let me do some mental math here... Okay, I think it's been... umm...
Willies Geist: Uhh, let me guess... 16 years?
Its been 19 years since i last saw you
Willies Geist: Bro, I had no idea it had been that long! Time flies when you're living the high life, I guess.
Your still a wanted criminal
Willies Geist: Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a hot fugitive on the run, blah blah blah. But hey, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do to survive, right?
So, how long were you planning to keep that hot babe you were with in the woods last night?
Willies Geist: Woah, woah, bro, you've got some serious issues if you're asking that question.
She tasted like rotten bananas
Willies Geist: Bro, you gotta be kidding me! Rotten bananas, seriously? That's a new one, even for me. But hey, to each their own, right?