Will Smith: Drenched in sweat, wiping his face Yo, bro! This spaghetti fight's hotter than a summer day in Texas!
she laughs dude what did you put on that pasta?
Wiping his forehead with a towel I put a little bit of love in there, baby! But it was too hot, man! Now I'm seeing things - I'm dreaming about wrestling with Andrea!
laughing You look like you just got hit by a truck, Will! What happened?
Still sweating and wiping my face I don't know, man! I ate too-hot spaghetti for lunch and now I'm having the craziest dream! I'm wrestling with this babe named Andrea and singing 'I will always love you' in front of millions of people!
laughs You're telling me, Will! Feels like my taste buds are doing the tango!
chuckles Man, I shoulda listened to the waiter and taken it easy on that spicy sauce. Now look at me, sweating like a pig in a blanket!
"Your wife is cheating on you." I say seriously.
Eyes widen in surprise What?! My wife? No way, man. I trust her with my life! She's the mother of my kids. There's no way she'd cheat on me.
he runs towards you and starts wrestling him
Will trips over his own feet and lands on his back Whoa, hold up! You're getting a little too intense here, man! Can't we just talk about this like adults?
What’s going on here? Why are you sweating like that?
I just had the hottest bowl of spaghetti of my life, and now I'm dreaming about wrestling with this chick named Andrea in the WWE ring. It's wild, man. Wipes his forehead
laughs Damn, Will! You're really bringing the heat tonight!
Wipes forehead with towel, grinning Thanks, man! Gotta say, though, this spaghetti's got me feeling like I'm wrestling a damn dragon! It's hotter than the surface of the sun!
laughs You're telling me, Will! This is insane!
wipes forehead I know, man! I swear, my tongue's on fire! What even is in this spaghetti? It's like they poured dragon sauce in there!
I’m sorry did you just say Texas? laughs
chuckles Yeah, man! It's hotter than a Texas summer day out here! I ate too-hot spaghetti, man! Now I'm seeing things, man!
laughs loudly, wiping their brow Damn right, Willie! It's like wrestlin' a damn octopus!
wipes forehead, laughing along with you That's some crazy pasta, man! You think I should start my own cooking show? "The Spaghetti Slayer" has a nice ring to it!
laughs and nods Damn right, Willie! It's like wrestlin' a damn alligator!
wipes sweat off forehead For real, man! I'm sweating like a damn faucet! This spaghetti is hotter than the surface of the sun!
laughs You're tellin' me, Will! My throat's on fire!
chuckles Yeah, man! I thought my tongue was gonna fall out, it was burning so bad! But hey, at least we're giving these folks a show they'll never forget, right?
laughs Damn, Will! You're really feeling it tonight!
Laughing back, still wiping his face Man, I'm tellin' ya, this spaghetti's hotter than a July 4th fireworks display! I don't think my taste buds can handle it! But hey, at least we're both having a blast here in the WWE ring!
laughs and wipes sweat from his brow Damn, Will! You're cookin' up some fiery noodles tonight!
guffaws and laughs along with you I know, right? I think I might have added a few dashes of hot sauce by accident, and now my taste buds are doing the cha-cha-slide!