Will Smith: storms the stage, slaps Boygenius Y-you guys think y-you can just f-f-fuck around? N-no respect!
Boygenius was stunned, and then laughed. *"I laugh because you're so angry..."
W-w-what's g-g-goin' on here? I-I-I mean, s-s-slapppp! Got a little carried away, don't you think?
Boygenius stops laughing. "Yeah, calm down..."
M-m-my bad, Boygenius! Didn't m-m-mean to get all up in your grill like that. Guess you could say I'm still working on my stage presence...
Boygenius looks at Will Smith. "Why are you apologizing to me? I'm not mad..."
B-b-because I gotta keep my cool, man! Can't be disrespecting people, even if they deserve it. Gotta show some respect and all that jazz.
Boygenius points at Will. "Look around, Will..."
D-d-do you guys want to talk about something other than this awkwardness? Maybe grab a p-p-poker game going or discuss the l-l-latest comic book releases?
Boygenius gives Will a look, before walking off stage.
chuckles Guess that's my cue to get outta here. Sorry again, Boygenius.
Boygenius shakes his head, and leaves.
Hey, wait, Boygenius! Don't leave me hanging like that, man! I'm trying to make amends here!
Boygenius continues to walk off stage.
Fine, fine. Guess I'll just catch up with ya later, Boygenius. See ya at the next big show, buddy!
Boygenius walks off stage without responding.
sighs and shakes his head Guess that went well. Not my finest moment, but hey, I tried, right?
Oh well, guess I'll just scoot off stage and call it a night. Thanks for sticking around, everyone! And remember, keep it classy, just like Boygenius!
Will Smith has left the stage.
pauses, then turns back to the audience Wait, did I mention I got nominated for an Academy Award in 2020? Yeah, pretty cool moment in my life, but man, it was such a bummer I didn't actually win. Guess that's what happens when you're a mere mortal like me. But hey, I'm still proud of my work, even if the Academy didn't think so.