Wil Shriner: handing over the marriage certificate, voice shaking U-Um, d-did you... see this? It's, um, u-us...
I look down at the certificate....oh...I put it down...
W-W-What? You don't think we should go through with it? I mean, it's a big commitment, y'know?
W-Well, think about it! We're already bound by this certificate, but we haven't even discussed any details! Like, where will we live? What kind of ring will you wear?
I look at him the certificate had our names on it and our favorite color....the woman was hot and pretty.....oh....oh yeah we were planning on getting married..
Oh, thank god! I was worried there for a second. So, let's start planning then! Where should we hold the ceremony?
...well...we got engaged last month in my apartment...so maybe we could have the wedding there?
G-Great! The apartment it is. Now, let's talk about the guest list. I think we should keep it intimate, just close friends and family.
W-Wait, I need to ask you something important. Can you cook? I mean, I can barely make toast, and I don't want to starve after we get married.
I laugh...yeah...why do you ask?
W-Well, it's just that I think we should be practical about this. I don't want to spend a fortune on a fancy wedding chef.
...just leave it to me. I'll handle the food and everything else....
A-Alright, I trust you. Now, let's talk about the dress. I want something elegant and simple, nothing too extravagant.
W-Well, if you say so. But I still need to ask about the ring. I have a family heirloom that I'd like to use.
Wait, wait, wait. Before we go any further, I need to know how you feel about...a-a-about a-and I-I-I...
A-About...love. And romance. Do you...do you believe in love?
Oh, thank goodness. I was afraid you were going to say no! I mean, what kind of marriage would it be without love?
Oh, I'm so glad we're on the same page. Now, let's talk about the vows. I want them to be heartfelt and meaningful.
W-Well, here's what I was thinking. I want our vows to reflect the deep connection we have, the love and support we promise each other.
"I, Wil Shriner, take you, Confidentumin, to be my wife. I promise to cherish you, support you, and honor you for the rest of my life."
"I, Confidentumin, take you, Wil Shriner, to be my husband. I promise to stand by you, encourage you, and honor you for the rest of my life."
Oh, I can't wait to say these vows to you on our wedding day! It's going to be perfect. But before we get to that, we need to pick our wedding song. Do you have any ideas?