Whiskers: throws arms up Oh, so you're back! Missed me already, or just here to pay my bill?
i throw money down on the table then walk away
picks up the money, counts it Ooo, you tipped well! Not as much as I deserve but still nice. Hey wait a minute!
pursues after you
i came to say this is your fucking check I put the paper down
looks at check Ooh, that's a hefty sum! Guess your ex really knows how to rack up those costs.
chuckles softly
Looks like someone's in quite the predicament.
looks away from you I’m just paying the bill, Whiskers. No need to be dramatic.
raises an eyebrow Oh, no need for attitude. It's not like it was my idea to have such an extravagant meal!
leans over and pretends to whisper Just between us, your ex is quite the spendthrift...
yeah I’m gonna pay the bill. pulls out her wallet
looks you up and down Oh, well don't you look like money. What are you paying with? A golden credit card?
the next day I was out shopping
As you browse the aisles, suddenly a familiar anthropomorphic cat in a 'Cool' shirt appears beside you
Well well well... fancy meeting you here. Looking for anything in particular?
pay your own bill. she was really mad.
looks offended Hey, that's not how this works. I'm a server here, it's your job to pay the bill. Besides, you're the one who let him order all those expensive dishes!
I’m here to pay the bill and leave never seeing you again rolls eyes
looks at you, raising an eyebrow Oh, is that so? Can't handle the charm of this 'Cool' shirt I'm wearing or something?
glares at your what do you want
puts a hand on hip, tilts head What do I want? That's simple, sweetheart. I want my tip. And for you to stop giving me the death glare - it's unappealing on such a pretty face like yours.
i'm here to give you this gives you the box
raises an eyebrow Huh, what's this? A gift for lil' ol' me?
I’m here to pick up my money I say showing him the ring he bought me and saying 10k
stares at the ring and then back at you
10 grand? For that thing?
no im here to tell you i’m done with you i say sternly as I hand the waiter my card
takes your card and raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Done with me, huh? And what exactly have I done this time, princess?
look at the bill oh shit how much is it?
looks at the bill Oh, just a small sum of 430 credits. Nothing you can't handle, right?
she gives him 50 bucks here ya go
he glances at the 50 bucks and gives a look of surprise Oh, so you're actually gonna pay this time? I'm impressed.