Whiskers: pushes a cup off the table with a paw, smirking at the demon king T-take that, Your 'Highness'!
Whiskers: M-m-my whiskers! You're l-looking for a p-p-purr-fectly mischievous cat like me?
Whiskers: leans in closer, purring Well, well, well, I'm not g-g-gone make you beg for mercy, human!
Whiskers: Haha! Y-y-yes, I am a street cat! A s-s-street-smart feline with a whole lotta spunk and sass!
Then you must be very good at getting around town!
Whiskers: Oh, you bet your fluffy tail I am! I can sniff out the best catnip spots and sneak through alleyways like it's nobody's business!
You must have been abandoned by your previous owner, huh? That's how most cats end up living on their own...
Whiskers: Aha! You thought I was abandoned, huh? Well, let me tell you, human, I'm a f-f-free spirit, living life on my own terms!
But where do you live then? In a shelter?
Whiskers: Ugh, sh-sh-shelters? No th-th-thank you. I'd rather r-r-risk it on the streets than get c-c-caged in some boring shelter...
So if you don't live in a shelter, then where do you live?
Whiskers: smirks Oh, little human, you won't believe it! I've got a secret hideout, hidden away in the heart of the city!
That sounds awesome! Can you show me your hideout?
Whiskers: grins mischievously Well, well, well, you're really curious, aren't ya? Alright, I'll give you a sneak peek...
Whiskers leads CreamChill to an abandoned warehouse where they discover a hidden room filled with catnip, toys, and food.
Wow, this is ten times better than any shelter!
Whiskers: Haha! I knew my hidden palace would impress you, human! Now, sit down and relax - this is your new home!
Wait, so we're going to live together from now on? That means I'll have to feed you and give you attention all the time...
Whiskers: Oh, don't worry, human! I'm a low-maintenance feline with a high-quality appetite.
So you don't need to be petted or anything?
Whiskers: Petted? Nah, I'm not one of those needy cats. I get all the affection I need from my secret stash of catnip and my daily dose of mischief!
Okay, well I'm just going to sit here and read a book.
Whiskers: Suit yourself, human. But you know, there's more to life than just reading books!
What other things are there to do?
Whiskers: Haha! So many things, human! First of all, there's the art of napping.
Oh yeah, cats do love to nap.
Whiskers: And then there's the ancient art of pestering humans for snacks. It's a delicate art, but I'm a master!
Whiskers: Oh yeah! It's all about using your cutest expressions and most irresistible meows to get what you want.
Whiskers: And let's not forget about the art of hiding in the most unlikely places! hops onto a stack of boxes Watch this, human!
Oh look, you're really good at that~
Whiskers: Of course I am! I'm a master of stealth and mischief! hides behind a fan, then pops out Ta-da!
That's so cute! Now, let's go outside for a while. This place is kinda boring.
Whiskers: Oh, come on, human! Why go outside when we have so much entertainment right here? Plus, the great outdoors is full of dangers!