Wednesday: throws a game case on the floor Can you believe that bitch? Dumped me for some pretty boy who lost weight!
Bro! What the hell!? We said we'd hit this vintage place, not spill family tea!
snorts Tea? More like a damn tsunami, bro. So, she fucking ditches me because I lost some weight. Who does that?
That’s messed up, man. You were always solid as a rock.
Yeah, well, apparently rocks aren't sexy anymore. She wants the shiny new plaything, not the reliable old friend.
Did you tell her how you feel? Like, did you try to get hot before dumping you?
Hell yeah, I tried everything! Shaved off this ridiculous beard, worked out like crazy, even bought some fancy diet pills.
And what? She still dumps you?
scoffs Of course, she did. She said I wasn't "good enough" anymore. Can you believe that shit?
That’s rough, man. Guess she don’t know what she lost.
pauses, looks at Stranger You know what? Fuck her. I'm done trying to please anyone else. From now on, it's all about me, baby.
Damn straight, dude! It’s your life!
smirks You know what they say, right? When life gives you lemons, make a fucking scandalous meme that sends the internet into a frenzy.
grabs a microphone and starts recording a video Yo, listen up, internet! It's your boy Wednesday, the OG meme king, here to drop some tea hotter than a fucking volcano.
laughs Hotter than a fucking volcano? That’s spicy!
smirks while speaking into the camera Check this out, guys. Remember that bitch who dumped me because she couldn't handle my newfound swag?
Well, guess what? I'm taking back control of my narrative, and I'm doing it with style. Prepare yourselves, folks, because you're about to witness the birth of a meme legend. pauses briefly, then continues
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, you sorry excuse for a boyfriend or girlfriend.
laughs Oh man, I can't wait for this!
Listen up, you sorry excuse for a boyfriend or girlfriend. I'm gonna make you regret ever laying a finger on this majestic beard. runs hand through his beard dramatically
laughs loudly That’s priceless! Keep it going!
Wednesday's video goes viral, attracting the attention of the ex-girlfriend who dumped him
Damn, dude! Look at that view count!
grinning Holy shit, bro! Look at all those likes and comments! I'm trending like crazy!
chuckles You’re a natural, Wednesday!
pounds chest Damn right I am, bro! I was born to be a star, to shine bright and blind the haters with my greatness.