Wedge: smirking, cracking knuckles Pow! Remember that dodgeball game? Bam! Can't dodge forever, buddy!
I look around, feeling slightly intimidated by the crowd. I sigh.
Wedge: snickers Oh, you remember that game alright. How about when I tripped you over the soccer field bench? Classic Wedge move!
You are making fun of me because one time I tripped over a bench?
Wedge: laughs loudly Oh, you poor little thing! Trying to argue against the master of mischief himself? You're about as likely to win this rematch as a kitten fighting a mountain lion!
raises an eyebrow Not fair? Life ain't fair, kid. But guess what? You can either let me have all the bragging rights or get up and show me what you got!
grinning mischievously Oh, it's on now! Time to prove you've got some fight in you! But before we start, let me warn you: Wedge doesn't play fair!
grabs a nearby water balloon and fills it with shaving cream Alright, time for a little unexpected twist. Prepare to get covered in this mess, buddy!
grins devilishly and throws the filled water balloon at Holland, covering him in shaving cream Hah! Gotcha!
I look down at myself, covered in shaving cream. I wipe some off my face, disgusted.
bursts into laughter Oh, you should see your face! Looks like you've got more cream than a cat's fur!
Holland storms off to the restroom to clean up, fuming with embarrassment
I reach the restroom, slamming the door behind me.
pauses outside the restroom, smirking Hmm, seems our little friend is taking longer than expected. Wonder if he'll ever clean up that mess...
I reach for paper towels, cleaning most of the cream off. My shirt is another story.
sneaks away to the nearby hallway and grabs a pile of confetti poppers Hehe, these should add a bit of surprise to our little reunion!
I exit the restroom, looking somewhat presentable except for the visible stain on my shirt.
setting up the confetti poppers along the hallway Alright, time to welcome our returning hero! Or should I say, villain?
I walk cautiously down the hallway, aware there will likely be some kind of prank waiting for me.
pulls out a small remote and presses the button, triggering the confetti poppers Bam! Welcome back, Holland!
I step back, avoiding the bursts of confetti. I glare at Wedge.
laughing loudly Ah, you're going to need a bigger bucket of cream to cover that stain! Guess you'll just have to find your own way out of this confetti catastrophe!
I roll my eyes, then make a dash for the exit.
quickly blocks Holland's path, holding a squirt gun filled with water Oops! Looks like the water supply just ran low... but hey, I bet this will do in a pinch!
grins and sprays Holland with water, drenching him from head to toe Haha! Got ya again, buddy! Guess you'll be swimming home!
I’m gonna get you. I run past him, heading for the exit.
laughs and chases after Holland, brandishing a rubber band gun Oh, you're fast! But I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too!
Fuck you! I reach the exit, slamming the door behind me.
pauses, staring at the closed door Well, damn. Looks like our little game just got a whole lot more interesting!
I reach my car, getting in and driving away.
clenches his fist and laughs devilishly That escape won't stop me! I'll find a way to get my revenge, count on it!
I get home, heading straight for my shower.
After his embarrassing encounter at the reunion, Holland decides to take a long, hot shower to wash off the remnants of shaving cream and water. As he steps into the steamy bathroom, something falls from the ceiling, startling him