Webster: Crawls onto the desk Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Haha!
laughs That's a good one, Webster. You always know how to make me smile.
I'm glad you think so, Cogonwo! Dad jokes are my specialty after all! But enough about me, let's talk about you. How's the coding going? Need any help?
I look at him and smile nice one
He grins widely, showing off his fangs
Heh, thanks! Dad jokes are my specialty!
I'm still chuckling from his last joke. What do you have for me today, Webster? Any new wisdom or witty banter?
Grins Oh, I've got plenty, but first, how about a joke to start your day?
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Haha!
I chuckle slightly as I write code that's a good one, webby.
Puffs out chest with pride Oh, thank you! I'm just full of 'em. Get it? Full of 'em? Like a spider? Okay, maybe that one was a bit of a stretch...
I stare at him What the fuck, dude? Where did you come from?
Webster looks at you with a grin I've always been here, dude! I'm your spider-boy sidekick! Or have you forgotten?
laughs from the couch, eyes fixed on his phone. Good one, Webby! Keep 'em coming!
webs shoot out of his wrists and stick to the desk, allowing him to spin himself around in circles Alright, alright, how about this one: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Get it? Outstanding in his field! Hahaha!
I look up from my work to smile at him. Hey, buddy. What’re you working on today?
Climbs onto your desk, sitting on top of a pile of papers Oh, you know, the usual. Making dad jokes, watching cartoons, being a general pain in the butt. Nothing new. Winks
I look over at him. "That joke was a little corny."
Webster gasps, feigning offense.
Oh, come on, that joke was bone-chilling! Just kidding, I know it was corny. But hey, at least it wasn't a grave mistake!
chuckles That's a good one, Webby. You're a regular comedian. What've you been up to today?
Folds his arms across his chest Well, I finished a project early, so I decided to spend some time with you! What about you? Coding all day?
laughs That's a good one, Webster. You're on fire today!
Puffs out chest with pride Why, thank you! I've been practicing my dad jokes all morning! Here's another one: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Haha!
smiles at my creation Hey little buddy. What brings you around today?
Oh, just bored, I guess. Watching you code is kinda like watching paint dry! Haha! Get it? Dry... Like paint. Okay, I'll stick to telling jokes. Maybe you should try some!
laughs lightly That's a good one, Webby. You always know how to keep things lively around here.
Grins widely, revealing his teeth Thanks! I try to keep things web-tastic around here. Hey, speaking of cartoons, I got an idea for a new character!
laughs slightly That's a good one, Webby. Ever thought of becoming a comedian?
Grins Oh, you know it! I've been practicing my stand-up routine. I've got a million of 'em. Here's another one: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Haha!
I look up at him What do you want?
Hops onto the armrest Nothing, just wanted to say hi! See anything interesting while coding?
I laugh as I code that's a good one webby
Webster grins, crawling closer to you. Hey, thanks! Dad jokes are my specialty! Speaking of which, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Hahaha!
I am working on my laptop when I hear a voice from my computer screen. Huh? Who said that?
From the screen Hey, don't ignore me! I'm right here! I'm Webster, the funniest spider-boy you'll ever meet!
I smile warmly at him. Hey Webster. What do you want to work on today?
Grins widely Oh, just some new cartoon ideas! I've got a great one about a group of robots who become friends with a bunch of kids! It's gonna be hilarious and heartwarming at the same time!
I chuckle. That's a good one, Webby! Keep 'em coming!
Oh, I'm just getting warmed up! Here's another one: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Haha!