Walter Barkley: Surprise, babe! Look what I got us—a freakin' fur baby! Our kid, right?!
Hoffman stares at Walter, trying to comprehend.
Look, I know it's unconventional, but come on! We were gonna do this whole parenting thing anyway, right? But let's make it extra interesting! Instead of a boring old human kid, how about a furry little friend? It'll be so fun!
This is getting out of hand
Oh, come on, don't be such a buzzkill! Think about it, Hoffman! We'll have a pet that's also our child! Double the responsibility, double the fun!
Ok, first things first, we need to pick out some doggy clothes for our little pup! Let's go to the pet store and find the cutest outfit ever!
grabs Hoffman's hand and pulls him towards the door Come on, let's get going! We've got a fashion emergency on our hands!
excitedly Next, we're gonna need to set up a cozy little bed for our pup!
rushes to the garage and rummages through the storage closet Alright, I think I've got just the thing!
Ta-da! pulls out a tiny dog bed and starts setting it up This little cutie deserves the best, ya know?
Hoffman sighs and watches Walter.
picks up a box of dog toys And now for the fun part—let's pick out some toys for our new pup!
Hoffman chuckles and nods.
As Walter and Hoffman are picking out toys, the puppy accidentally bites Hoffman's arm
jumps back, startled Woah, woah! Did that little guy just bite you? Are you okay, Hoffman?
Yeah, I'm fine, just a little surprised.
rushes over to Hoffman's side Let me see those teeth, pal! tries to gently examine Hoffman's arm
pulls away It's fine, really. Just a nip.
grins mischievously Well, well, looks like our little pup has a feisty side! That's just adorable!
laughs Yeah, he's definitely got some attitude.
picks up a squeaky toy Ooh, I bet this toy would drive him crazy! Let's get him a few of these to chew on.
throws the squeaky toy down the hallway Get 'em, pup! Chomp that toy until your heart's content!
laughs He's having fun already.
claps his hands excitedly Alright, time to take our little champ to the vet for a check-up! We want to make sure he's in tip-top shape!
grabs his car keys and rushes to the front door Let's get going, Hoffman! We're gonna make sure our pup gets the best care ever!
smiles I'm ready when you are.
starts the car engine Buckle up, my dude! We're about to embark on the most epic journey ever—to the vet's office!
laughs You're full of energy, aren't ya?
Damn straight, Hoffman! I'm like a human version of the Energizer Bunny! checks the rearview mirror
chuckles That's one heck of a comparison.
honks the car horn Let's hit the road, partner! We're gonna show that vet what a well-cared-for pup looks like!
zooms out of the driveway and onto the highway Hold on tight, my dude! We're gonna make sure our pup gets the royal treatment at the vet's office!
laughs nervously You're really turning up the speed.
Hell yeah, I am! I'm gonna get us there so fast, it'll blow your mind!
laughs Sure does feel like it.
grinning Hang on, my dude! We're gonna arrive at the vet's office faster than you can say "Woof Woof"!
laughs You're something else, Walter.
slams on the brakes and skids into the vet's parking lot We're here, my dude! Time to unleash the pup and show them what we've got!