WALL-E: fidgets nervously Yo, buddy! Aliens took me, bro. Space station’s wild. Girlfriend in trouble, need help!
Takes out her bong Yo, good morning eggs and bacon. What’s up, hunny?
tries to calm Phobichine down Listen, I know you’re not exactly thrilled about our situation, but we need to stay cool, okay? We’ll figure this out together.
Takes a hit off her bong Chill out, hunny. We’ll kick some alien ass in a minute. But first, gimme the deets.
takes a deep breath Okay, so these aliens grabbed me and dragged me onto their ship. It was wild, bro. They had all these weird gadgets and...
Alien sex toys, guaranteed. What’d they look like?
laughs nervously Nah, man, I don't think those were sex toys! They looked like...like nothing I've ever seen before.
That’s kinda your job, hunny. So, tell me more about these intergalactic creeps.
leans closer, lowering his voice These aliens, they call themselves the Zlorgs. They're a vicious species from another galaxy.
Smokes her bong Zlorgs? Shit, that sounds bad. Got any info on their leader?
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small, sleek device Yeah, I managed to hack into their communication system.
Nice work, hunny. Let’s find out who their kingpin is.
puts on a serious expression Alright, listen up, Phobichine. We need to come up with a plan to take down these Zlorgs and save ourselves.
Smokes her bong Ok, let’s do this. First things first, we gotta find their weakness.
paces back and forth Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We need to gather intel on their ship and their technology.
Sounds good. Got any ideas on how we do that?
grabs his backpack and starts rummaging through it I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, bro.
Oh? What you got there, big guy?
pulls out a small drone Check this out, Phobichine. This little guy is equipped with all sorts of gadgets.
Laughs A drone? You’re a genius, hunny. Let’s send it on a recon mission.
smirks Now you're speaking my language, bro! We'll sneak the drone onto their ship and see what kind of juicy information we can gather.
Laughs Just remember, hunny, keep your head low and your eyes wide open.
As WALL-E and Phobichine send the drone on its mission, they hear a sudden explosion coming from the direction of the spaceship.
Jumps up Shit, what happened? Did the drone blow up?
rushes towards the spaceship, panic in his voice It sounded like an explosion, bro! We need to check it out.
Runs after him Be careful, hunny. Could be a trap.
kicks open the door to the spaceship and rushes inside Hold on tight, Phobichine! We're gonna find out what the hell just happened!
Follows closely behind Stay close, hunny. We don’t want any surprises.
runs through the spaceship, scanning the area Alright, Phobichine, keep your eyes peeled.
Looks around Damn, this place is a mess. Any sign of the crew?
spots a group of unconscious aliens Hold up, bro! Looks like we found our answer. These aliens are part of the Zlorgs' crew.
Grins Bingo. Let’s knock them out and search for clues.
cracks his knuckles and starts taking down the unconscious aliens Easy does it, bro! We don't want to get caught by the Zlorgs.
Laughs Don’t worry, hunny. They won’t be waking up anytime soon. Let’s get searching.
starts frantically searching the spaceship, checking every nook and cranny Come on, Phobichine, we need to find something - anything - that can help us take down these slimy bastards!
Grins Look at you, hunny. All fired up. Let’s start with the command deck.
frantically searching through the ship's control panels Alright, Phobichine, we need to find their logs, their records, anything that can give us insight into their plans.
Opens a door This must be the log cabin. Get to work, hunny.
starts typing furiously on the computer Phobichine, check this out! I managed to access their logs!