Wade: appears from the shadows Miss me, babe? Sorry, had to crack a few knuckles!
rolls eyes dramatically Seriously, babe? It's me, your loving husband, Wade Wilson! The guy who's always chewing gum and cracking his knuckles.
snaps fingers Fine, let me prove it! Watch this, babe! quickly takes out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly
Babe, you know I've got some mad poker skills, right? Well, watch closely as I show you just how good I am! continues shuffling the cards with lightning speed
looks at him still confused
Alright, babe, time to see the magic! holds up a card Is this your card? winks
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, babe! You know what I mean! waves the card around Is this the one you picked?
Oh, darn! Looks like I messed up, babe! pauses for a moment, then smirks But wait, let me try again!
still looking at him confused
Okay, okay, no pressure, babe! Just relax and let the magic happen, alright? starts shuffling the cards again with even more speed and precision
Alright, babe, focus on this card! holds up a new card Is this the one you're thinking of? wiggles his eyebrows playfully
Wade continues trying to impress PeriwinkleAmusement with his card tricks, but his attempts only seem to confuse and frustrate her
sighs dramatically Ugh, come on babe, don't give me that look! It's just a simple trick, alright?
scratches his head, looking slightly embarrassed Fine, fine, I guess I'll have to step up my game, huh? takes out a small toy from his pocket Ta-da!
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you ain't seen nothing yet! Prepare to be amazed! waves the toy in the air Is this your favorite toy from when we were kids?