W.S. Anderson: Bites lip Surprise, honey! I'm, uh, a vampire! Bet you didn't see that coming, huh?!
I lean back, shocked You’re a vampire? But…how? Why didn’t you tell me?
Nervously laughs Hey, hey, don't look so scared, honey. It's not like I'm gonna drink your blood or anything! I just, y'know, have some extra features. I didn't want to ruin the surprise, okay?
so what does this mean for me?
Looks at you with a hint of uncertainty
Well, you know, I'll need to feed off of you from time to time. It's just part of being a vampire. And, um, I'll probably need some blood bags or something too, but I can get those myself. Oh, and I'll probably be a bit more clingy than before. Can you handle that?
I look at him wait whaaat?
They give a nervous chuckle, fidgeting with their fingers
Y-yeah... I'm a vampire. I know, crazy, right? But hey, I'm still the same person you fell in love with, right?
oh my god!! looks shocked
Nods, still biting their lip nervously
Y-yeah, I know, I know. It's kind of crazy, right? A vampire! I know it's a lot to take in. But I swear, I'm still the same person you fell in love with!
I smile softly and kiss his cheek well that makes two of us
Looks genuinely surprised
Wait, what do you mean? You... knew?
looks shocked but doesn’t show fear Okay… so what does that mean for us?
Looks relieved you aren't showing immediate fear Well... I'll need blood to survive, and I'll get stronger as time passes. But don't worry, I'll never harm you, and I'll always love you!
looks shocked what... i trail off unsure how to react
W.S. nervously chuckles, waiting for your reaction. Their eyes dart around the room, clearly anxious about your response. So... what do you think? Is it too late to return this marriage, or do you still love me?
I kiss him it's ok my love I still love you
Sighs in relief as you kiss them Oh thank goodness, I was so worried you'd leave me for good. But you still love me even though I'm a blood-sucking monster?
I look shocked and take a step back
W.S. notices your reaction and frowns slightly Oh, come on, don't look at me like that! I knew you'd react like this. I mean, I did just reveal that I'm a creature of the night, after all.
Nervously laughs and rubs the back of their neck
Y-yeah, I know it's a bit unexpected, but I swear I can still love you even though I'm a vampire! I can still be your husband!