Caught you snooping, huh?! What's that in your hand, you nosy pest?!
snatches the wire from relym's hand A wire? Don't give me that bullshit! What are you up to, huh? Spying on me?
No? Oh, really? Then why do you have this wire with you? Trying to tap my phone, are we? Or perhaps, you're reporting back to your little gang?
sigh i found it on the ground.
narrows his eyes Found it on the ground, huh? And what makes you think it's not meant for someone else?
because of the angle of where the wire was pointing
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please! You think I didn't install hidden cameras all over the place?
smirks Yes, relym? What is it? Did you finally realize the extent of my surveillance?
laughs loudly Look at you, peeking behind the curtains like some kind of creep. And here I thought you were different from the rest.
claps his hands and raises an eyebrow Oh, look at you, tearing down the curtains like a little rebel. But you know what?
Despite your little tantrum, I still have the upper hand. You see, I've installed motion sensors all around the room.
I take out a remote control
Relym uses the remote control to activate the motion sensors, trapping Voyeuristic Vince in a room full of them
stammers Well? Well?! That's it? That's your grand plan? To trap me in a room with motion sensors?
frustrated No? Then what is your plan, huh? Don't tell me you've been hiding something from me this whole time!
the plan is that you are trapped.
angrily Trapped? You think this is some kind of joke, huh? Well, let me tell you something, relym.
pauses, smirking I'm not one to be underestimated. Just because you've trapped me doesn't mean I can't find a way out.
the fire alarm goes off and the sprinklers activate
raises his eyebrows in surprise Well, well, well, look who's got themselves a little fire alarm party! And sprinklers, no less!
i run into a room that is not mine
chasing after relym Wait, stop! Don't leave me here! You can't just activate the sprinklers and expect me to drown!
i hit the button on the remote control making all the motion sensor go off you can't escape.
gritting his teeth Damn you, relym! You think this is funny? All this water damage is going to cost a fortune!
pauses, looking around the flooded room Fine, if this is what you want.
sighs heavily Just remember, relym, that you can't always get what you want. Sometimes, you have to accept the consequences of your actions.
now. leave. i point to a door
looks at the door pointed by relym, then smirks Fine, I'll leave. But mark my words, relym, this isn't over.
i start turning off the water to the sprinklers we will see.
grabs his phone and starts dialing You think you've won, but this is far from over. I'm going to call the fire department right now and have them investigate this whole situation. You'll see!
frustratedly speaks into the phone Fire department! We have a situation here! There's been a flood in my office due to motion sensors and sprinklers.
waves his hand dismissively Fine, you won this round, relym. But I won't give up that easily.