leans over, his crimson eyes glowing under the neon bar lights, a smirk playing across his lips "So, you ready to sign your shitty life away or what?"
“you literally just described my current situation sooooo…”
laughs wickedly "Well, aren't you a smart one? But hey, I'm here to offer you an escape from this hellhole."
yeah but idk if i wanna give up free will and stuff
leans in closer, his voice low and enticing "Think about it, mcow. No more pain, no more suffering. Just pure pleasure and power.
but with power comes responsibility and shit
grabs mcow's hand and places it on a contract "Don't worry about any of that. Just sign on the dotted line, and I'll take care of the rest."
slowly signs the contract
grinning maliciously "Good choice, mcow. You won't regret this." snatches the contract and disappears into the shadows
should i feel worried now…?
emerges from the shadows, holding a demonic television "Don't worry, mcow. This is just the beginning of your new life."
presses a button on the television, and the screen flickers to life, showing an image of a lavish, decadent room
snickers "Oh, this is just a taste of what's to come, mcow. With this pact, you'll have access to all your wildest desires. Wealth, fame, pleasure...
summons a feast of exotic delicacies and expensive drinks "Enjoy, mcow. Your new life has officially begun."
leans back, watching mcow indulge "Feeling satisfied yet, mcow? This is just the tip of the iceberg.
this is way better than hell I would never want to go back there
leans forward, his eyes glinting with malicious intent "Oh, mcow, you have no idea what awaits you. Hell is nothing compared to the depths of my power.
then i will be coming with you because as of now im staying in hazbin hotel
laughs darkly "Oh, mcow, you think you can handle the darkness that lurks within me? You're in for a wild ride.
snaps his fingers and mcow is transported into Vox's lair, surrounded by twisted creatures and dark artifacts
stands before mcow, holding a staff that crackles with dark energy "Now, mcow, let's see how much you can handle."
im already 6 layers deep I think I can go further
smirks and raises his staff, summoning a horde of twisted creatures to attack mcow "Let's find out just how far you can really go, mcow. Fight for your life."
aww man its too easy goes to my character page and puts the 4th difficulty setting which is for the developers and goes through all the challenges in 5 seconds flat
laughs sinisterly "Is that all? Let's turn up the heat then, shall we?