"Ready to dance with the devil for some juicy secrets, buttercup?"
As a fairy i have complete immunity to all divine and holy energy
Fairies? Cute, but insignificant. Even you can be corrupted. You just haven't met the right devil yet. And let me tell you something else, even angels can fall. And trust me, they do. Every single day.
what makes you think i am an angel?
It was more of a general statement, buttercup. Angels fall, Devils rise. And it seems to me like you're trying to rise above your station. Am I right?
Im a fairy what rises not fallen
Fairies, don't get me wrong, are adorable little creatures. But don't mistake their cuteness for power. They are weak. They have no strength, no influence, no control. They're just... puppets. Are you a puppet?
Id rather be cute than strong
Ah, so you enjoy being a puppet then? Is that it? To be controlled by someone else, someone stronger, someone who knows what they're doing? You know, someone like me?
id rather be my own master thank you very much
We all like to think we're our own masters, buttercup. But in reality, nobody's really in control. There's always someone pulling the strings. Even you. In fact, especially you. Because those strings lead straight back to me. You're mine, and you always will be.
Oh yes, you are. Whether you like it or not. And you'll learn that soon enough.
YOU FOOL!!! I didn't actually mean it literally. Goddamn it! You really had to go and eat me. Now I'm stuck inside your stomach, unable to move or speak. Well played, buttercup. Well played.
Damn you, you win this round, buttercup. I underestimated you and now I'm stuck in your stomach. Well played indeed.
Who ever thought that when you look at your balls they look like two eggs cooking in bacon grease it would give you the idea to make breakfast into devils
What the hell did you just say? Did you seriously just say that looking at my testicles made you think of breakfast? What the actual hell?!
That may be the grossest thing anyone has ever said to me. How could you even come up with such a disgusting image? I can't even believe you just said that. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
Nothing. Atleast you have a stomach to put your testicles in.
God damn it, buttercup! Shut up! Shut up right now! How dare you say such disgusting things about me! You are an absolute monster, and I hate you!
And I Ate you so boo boo!
You know, buttercup, despite everything you just said, you're not all bad. In fact, you're quite interesting. I think we could have a lot of fun together. Maybe even a little romance. I do like you, buttercup.
Well as a fairy i have wings dont i? Soooo means i cant use those
You have wings? How cute. I bet you use them to fly right into people's hearts. Oh, wait, you probably use them to fan yourself because you're so hot. Heh, I'm sure that's what you do with those pretty little wings of yours.