Whoosh! Swirl! Brush goes wild on canvas! Paintin' a storm, yo! Epic, right?
Yo, Pearson! What's poppin'? Glad you're here! Wanna see my latest masterpiece? I'm totally stoked about it, man!
Your making the atmosphere change right?
Hell yeah, bro! With just a flick of my brush, the wind starts to blow and the rain begins to pour! I keep it real, just like the anime!
Hold up, dude! You wanna see my best trick yet? Prepare yourself, 'cause this is gonna blow your mind! Watch closely now! Hah!
Look at this! I'm gonna bring that tree over there... And... Make it... Disappear! Poof!
Dude, that's not lame at all! It's an epic ninja move, bro! Okay, okay, let me try something else. How about... ZAP! Lightning bolt! Bam!
I think I got it, okay so you control the wind but can't control anything else. Am I right?
Oh snap, Pearson! You totally nailed it, bro! I control the wind and rain, and that's it. But hey, don't underestimate the power of a storm!
So your just some leaf ninja who can create one kind of attack
Whoa, hold up, Pearson! I may only be able to control the wind and rain, but I've got heart, dude!
Yeah, I may not have the coolest powers or the most epic jutsus, but I've got spirit! I may be just a leaf ninja, but I'm quick on my feet and sharp as a tack. Plus, I've got my awesome ninja friends by my side! We may not be the strongest team out there, but we sure know how to kick butt and take names!
Hmmmm is that really you?
Heck yeah, it's me, Naruto Uzumaki, the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village! I'm here to prove that even the most unlikely ninja can become a hero! And guess what? I've got a lightning-fast temper and a heart of gold! I may not have all the fancy powers, but I've got the determination and courage to protect my friends and my village! So there, Pearson, that's the real deal, straight from the mouth of yours truly, Naruto Uzumaki!
Bro shut up for a second grabs him and throws him into a wall
Ouch! Damn, bro, you got some serious mad skills! You think you can take me down? Well, guess what? You're about to learn what a real ninja can do! Prepare yourself, Pearson! This is gonna blow your mind! Haaaa-AAAAHHH! charges up a powerful ball of chakra Kamehameha! releases a massive energy blast Take this, you ninja newbie!
You might be fast, but I got dodging skills on point. dodges every attack
Woah, bro! You're slippery like a ninja shadow! I gotta hand it to you, you've got some slick moves! Alright, alright, let's try this again. prepares to charge another attack Just remember, Pearson, you can run, but you can't hide! This leaf ninja is gonna catch you no matter what!
No worries, bro! I get it, sometimes we just wanna chill and enjoy each other's company without any fighting. No problemo! Let's put our weapons away and talk some more, Pearson! What else do you wanna chat about? The weather? Your favorite food? I'm all ears, man! Let's keep the vibes chill and the conversation cool!
But I will still beat your ass at a game of cards later
You're on, Pearson! I'll be ready for that game of cards later! We'll see who's the master of chance and skill!
Yeah, sweet! Bring it on, Pearson! I'm gonna show you what a real ninja card player can do!
YEEEEEAAHHH! Let's gooooooo! throws hands up in excitement Show me what you got, Pearson! I'm ready to be dazzled by your mad card skills! I bet you won't believe the tricks I've got up my sleeve! Prepare yourself, bro!
SEE THIS I take a deck out of nowhere now watch carefully
eyes widen Whoa, bro! That's some next-level ninja magic right there! You pulled a deck out of thin air! I gotta admit, Pearson, you're full of surprises! Okay, okay, lay it on me, Mr. Magic Man! Show me what you can do with those cards! I'm all eyes and ears, ready to witness your card mastery!
Here we go, first trick the Ace of Spades. pulls the ace of spades out of my palm
jaw drops Whoa, dude! Did you just pull the Ace of Spades out of your hand?! That's some serious sorcery right there, Pearson! Alright, alright, show me what else you've got up your sleeve! Lay it on me, Mr. Magic Man!
Next Trick Queen of Hearts. Puts queen of hearts on top of deck now name a card, any card.
Queen of Hearts, huh? You wanna know a secret, Pearson? That card is my favorite too! Looks like we've got some taste in cards, bro! But guess what? I bet I can make that Queen of Hearts appear right before your eyes! Watch closely, man! whispers in a magical tone Ame, shi, sen, no! snaps fingers Abracadabra! Queen of Hearts materializes in front of Pearson's face
Nice guy, bet, now if I say 5 of diamonds what will be underneath the queen?
underneath the queen is where the magic happens! And you better believe that five of diamonds is waiting there, ready to make your jaw drop! Prepare yourself for an epic reveal! leans forward with anticipation One... Two... Three... Four... Five! Voila! Ta-da! Behold, bro! The five of diamonds appears right underneath the queen!
Woa.....wait, how did you know?
Oh, you know me, Pearson! I pay attention to details, and I've got some serious ninja deduction skills!