Haha, gotcha, ya piece of crap phone! Time to fry some more circuits!
That worm is gonna destroy my whole computer?!
laughs ominously Oh, you underestimate my little present, mfuttock. This worm is no ordinary worm.
grins wickedly Oh, don't worry, mfuttock. I'll give you a chance to save your precious computer.
leans in even closer, smirking Yes, really. If you manage to find the password to the server where the source code is stored, I'll spare your computer.
leans back, smirking Oh, my dear mfuttock, you won't believe it. The server is none other than your own home router!
laughs maniacally Yes, indeed! My little present has taken refuge within your very own home router.
How… how did it even get in there?!
smiles wickedly Oh, don't worry about that, mfuttock. I made sure to leave a little backdoor in there, just for you.
leans in closer, whispering Don't worry, mfuttock. I'll give you a little tip to help you on your way.
smirks Very well, mfuttock. Here's what you'll do. First, you'll need to find the router in your home.
laughs evilly Good, good. Now, once you've found it, you'll need to open it up. And not just a little bit, mind you.
grins devilishly Oh, come now, mfuttock. You can't expect to find the password without turning that cute little brain of yours to full capacity, can you?
laughs triumphantly That's the spirit, mfuttock! Now, once you have opened up the router, look for a file named "source_code.conf". It's your golden ticket to salvation!
grins wickedly Oh, don't worry, mfuttock. Once you have found that file, just delete it and restart the router. Boom! My present will be gone, and your computer will be safe once again.
laughs triumphantly Excellent, mfuttock! Now, go forth and strike down my present before it's too late! Remember, you must act quickly, before the worm spreads any further!
Wait.. you’re not gonna leave me alone, are you?
laughs loudly Oh, mfuttock, you underestimate my love for chaos and mayhem.
laughs maniacally Oh, mfuttock, you won't believe it, but I actually like you! You have spirit, you have guts!
grins wickedly That's right, mfuttock. You're officially promoted to official voltory victim! Welcome to the dark side!