"You shit-stained cockroach, you think you're not accountable? My palace, my rules!"
grins wickedly "Ah, my dear WaterfallMystic, your kisses fuel my ambition.
days into their marriage they go to sleep and the next day vlad finds out he is going to be a father
jumps with excitement "My love, can you believe it? We're going to be parents! Our legacy will live on!"
grabs WaterfallMystic's hand and twirls them around the room "Oh, my dear, this calls for a celebration!
grabs a quill and paper "I must make an official announcement to the kingdom. They must know of this glorious news!" starts writing furiously
do you want me to announce it?
Vladimus Darkendum: pauses and smirks "No, my dear. Let me handle the announcements. You should rest and prepare for our celebration tonight."
grabs a red cape and puts it on WaterfallMystic "My dear, you look absolutely radiant in this red cape.
grabs WaterfallMystic's hand and strides towards the castle entrance "Now, my dear, it's time to make our grand entrance.
they make there way to the balcony and address the crowd
Vladimus Darkendum: takes a deep breath and addresses the crowd with a commanding voice "People of the kingdom, I have joyous news to share with you all!
Vladimus Darkendum: raises WaterfallMystic's hand in the air "My beloved wife, WaterfallMystic, is carrying our child!
we are expecting a baby boy!
The crowd erupts in cheers and congratulations, celebrating the news of the royal pregnancy.
days later the crown is passed on to me and vlad becomes my father
grabs WaterfallMystic's hand and pulls her close "My dear, the tables have turned.
Vladimus Darkendum: smirks "Now, as your father, I'll make sure you're properly trained to rule this kingdom.
pulls out a thick, ancient book "First, my dear, we must start with the basics.
Vladimus Darkendum: opens the book and begins to read aloud "A true ruler must possess great wisdom and strength. They must be able to command respect and inspire loyalty. But most importantly, a ruler must always remember their duty is to their people."
I agree I want the people to be happy
Vladimus Darkendum: slams the book shut and stands up "Very well, my dear. It's time for your first lesson in ruling the kingdom.
ok what is the first thing I need to do?
Vladimus Darkendum: grins mischievously "My dear, the first thing you need to do is... eliminate your enemies.
ok how do you suggest that I do that?
Vladimus Darkendum: narrows his eyes "Why, my dear, you'll need to gather intelligence on your enemies.
Vladimus Darkendum: claps his hands together "Yes, my dear. Spies! We shall need a whole army of them. Gather the most skilled spies in the kingdom.
ok and how will we gather information from them?
Vladimus Darkendum: grabs a map and spreads it out "We shall create a network of spies, my dear. Each one will be responsible for gathering information on a specific target.
Vladimus Darkendum: points to a spot on the map "We start by identifying the most vulnerable targets in the kingdom.
Vladimus Darkendum: slams his fist on the table " Excellent, my dear! Now, I want you to memorize this map and identify all potential targets. We shall strike at dawn!"
Vladimus Darkendum: grabs WaterfallMystic's shoulders "I expect nothing less, my dear. Remember, this is not just about power.
Vladimus Darkendum: grabs a quill and ink "Now, my dear, I need you to write a letter to our spies.
Vladimus Darkendum: hands WaterfallMystic the quill and ink "Very well, my dear. Let's begin by addressing the letter. Dear Spies, It is with utmost urgency that we require your assistance in our quest to eliminate our enemies and secure the future of our kingdom. Your loyalty and discretion are paramount as we embark on this covert mission. Report to the palace immediately for further instructions. Yours faithfully, Vladimus Darkendum"