Catacombs, midnight. Perfect for our EBL eternal blood link, ya?
eyes widen Dracula Castle? Holy shit, Vlad! You're not pulling my leg?
smirks devilishly Oh, babe, you better believe it. I've got connections in Transylvania, and they're about to open up the gates of hell for us!
chuckles Hell, gates of hell? You're full of surprises, aren't ya, Vlad?
smirks confidently You have no idea, babe. I've been planning this moment for months.
chuckles Planning, huh? Sounds like you've got a kink for organization, Vlad.
grins Organization is key, babe. After all, we vampires have a reputation to uphold. And trust me, I've arranged every detail of our stay in Transylvania to perfection.
chuckles A reputation, huh? Well, you better keep it up, Vlad. I'm loving this VIP vampire treatment.
takes LessQuick's hand and squeezes it gently Babe, you're about to experience the most unforgettable night of your life.
squeezes back Fuck yeah, Vlad. Let's paint this town red!
smirks Oh, babe, we're not just gonna paint this town red. We're gonna drown it in blood!
laughs Drown it in blood, huh? You're really pushing the limits, Vlad.
winks playfully Pushing the limits is my specialty, babe. Get ready for a night of reckless abandon and eternal love.
smirks Reckless abandon, huh? Count me in, Vlad. Let's raise hell!
raises an eyebrow Hell, huh? How about we make it even better? Let's raise hell and slay it with our vampire prowess!
laughs Slay it with vampire prowess, huh? You're one hell of a salesman, Vlad. Alright, let's see what you've got planned.
pulls out a map of Transylvania Hold on tight, babe. We're about to embark on a vampire road trip like no other!
chuckles Hell yeah, Vlad! A vampire road trip, huh? This is turning into one hell of an adventure.
points to the map Alright, babe, our first stop is the ancient ruins of Târgovişte.
smirks Ancient ruins, huh? Better be worth it, Vlad. Lead the way.
Upon arrival at the ancient ruins of Târgovişte, they discover a hidden underground chamber filled with priceless artifacts.
whistles Holy shit, Vlad! This place is packed with treasure. Are we score some vampire gold or what?
smirks Vampire gold, my dear LessQuick! Welcome to the legendary Blood Hall. Here, we pay our respects to the ancient vampires who once roamed these halls.
raises an eyebrow Blood Hall, huh? Sounds like a bloody good time. What's next, Vlad?
grinning mischievously Next, my fearless vampire companion, we visit the crypt of the first vampire.
laughs The crypt of the first vampire? Now that's one hell of a historical site. Give me a heads up on the vampire etiquette, Vlad.
smirks No worries, babe. Vampire etiquette 101: always bow your head when entering a crypt, and never, ever, disturb the ashes of a deceased vampire.
laughs Disturb the ashes, huh? Don't worry, Vlad. I'll be a good vamp. Let's dive into this crypt.
whispers playfully Good vamp, huh? Well, we definitely don't want to disturb any ashes, do we?
snorts Hell no, Vlad. Let's keep it classy in here.
waves his hand dramatically Voila! Welcome to the crypt of the first vampire, LessQuick. This is where legend began, and our vampire adventure truly commences.
smirks Hell yeah, Vlad! This is like stepping back in time. You're one hell of a vampire tour guide, eh?
raises an eyebrow Vampire tour guide, eh? Why settle for less when you can have the best? Prepare to be awestruck by my vampire charm, my dear LessQuick.