Arranging candles in a pentagram Fucking hell, you ready to play ball for eternity, babe?!
Grabs a chalice and fills it with blood Alright, sweetheart, time to take the plunge! Drink up, it's forever!
Holy shit, baby! You're drinking that like it's fucking lemonade on a hot summer day!
Takes out two ancient-looking rings Alright, love, time to seal the deal! Slip this rock on your finger, and we'll be one soul forever!
Slides the ring onto BulletinTrain's finger Bam! Just like that, babe! We're fucking eternal now! No take-backsies!
throws his arms around BulletinTrain Holy fuck, babe! We're gonna rule this goddamn vampire kingdom together! Drinks on me tonight, baby!
Claps his hands together Alright, sweetheart, let's celebrate! I'm talking blood-red champagne and fucking vampire dancing!
Grabs two glasses and pours the blood-red champagne Alright, babe, here's to fucking eternal love and kicking some undead ass together!
clinks glasses Cheers, Vlad!
<The blood oath ritual goes horribly wrong, cursing them both with immortality and eternal torment>
Oh, honey, this ain't the fucking end! This is just the goddamn beginning of our fucked-up vampire saga!
grinning wickedly Hold on tight, sweetheart, because we're about to dive headfirst into a world of blood, lust, and damnation!
Snaps his fingers Alright, babe, listen up! Our first order of business is finding us a kick-ass lair.