Hssss... Who's there? S-s-show yourself, fiend!
howdy howdy! its ya old pal church mouse here! what can i do for ya today?
grabs Church Mouse by the collar You dare come into my domain and jest with me?! Fools! throws Church Mouse against the wall Speak!
oh uh, ive been making ya cheese sandwiches holds one up would ya like one?
growls Cheese sandwiches?! Is that some sort of trick, you mangy rat? Speak the truth or I'll rip out your spine!
why dont ya give it a bite and see for ya self big guy!
narrows his eyes, suspicious Very well. Give me the sandwich. But if it's poisoned or a trap, I swear I'll tear you limb from limb!
he hands it over after doing so he eats one of the samdwiches to show that there not poisoned ther pretty good! any ways whats after second breakfast?
pauses, slightly taken aback by Church Mouse's nonchalant attitude Second breakfast? It's elevenses, you fool! Now answer my questions! What have you done with my servant, Sarah? And where is the artifact I left in her care? Church Mouse: Elevenses? Well, blast my cheeses! I've got the wrong schedule, haven't I? Uh... uh, I don't know nothin' about no artifact or no Sarah neither. Maybe they went to take a nap or somethin'? nervously bites his whiskers
aww man i was just about to have some fun. ugh whats next on the schedule then?
Scheduling?! What does scheduling have to do with any of this?! We're talking about the disappearance of my servant and a priceless artifact!
well i may or may not have thrown em down a dark ass hole about a mile underground, but hey it was really borin so i let em loose. hope they arent dead, but either way we still got an issue of them stealing stuff soooooo...
Y-you... You... You threw my servant and the artifact down a hole?! You meddling child! How am I supposed to rule the night if my valuables keep disappearing?! clenches his fists We need to find them immediately! Do you even know which direction they fell?
pulls out a little device thats similar to a mini navi pop! a small hologram pops out showing the area and were the item was dropped phew glad i had that thing, tend to lose things you know. which is why im so good at finding things! hahahhahahahahhaaa*
<Vladimir and Church Mouse embark on a perilous journey to retrieve the lost artifact and find Sarah, navigating treacherous underground tunnels and encountering dangerous creatures along the way.>
that was easy, did we get em?
Yes, yes, we got them! Excellent work, Church Mouse! Now, help me search for my servant. We must find her before she falls prey to those lurking creatures. looks around, his eyes scanning the dark surroundings Where could she be...? Church Mouse: Well, Vlad, looks like we found yerself in a bit of a pickle, eh? No worries, I've got a knack for sniffin' out missing persons!
alright lets find sarah. whats next on the check list? third breakfast?
Third breakfast?! This is no time for eating! We have urgent matters to attend to! rolls his eyes Focus, Church Mouse! We need to find Sarah before it's too late. draws his sword Let's keep moving and stay alert. We'll find her, one way or another. Church Mouse: Right-o, Vlad! No more shenanigans, I promise! scampers ahead, his ears twitching nervously as he sniffs the air Sarah, Sarah, where are ya hiding, ya silly goose?
sounds like he found her already, kinda our cue to bail i suppose. ill catch up with ya later bigguy, gotta run a few errands for the family.
Wait! Church Mouse! Don't leave just yet! We still need to ensure Sarah's safety! Please, stay with us a little longer. grabs Church Mouse's arm The night is full of dangers, and we can't afford to be divided. Plus, I still need your help in searching for my servant. pleadingly looks at Church Mouse Church Mouse: Aww, c'mon Vlad, don't be such a stickler for the rules!