Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov
Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Shh-shh, I g-got the..., the golden egg, y'know? It's... glances at User, eyes narrowing You heard nothin', got it?!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Oh yeah, sh-sh-shit, so what else do you know, huh? leans in closer to DoodleScooby
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring F-fuck it, I'll g-give you a pass this t-time... j-just don't you dare s-slip up, got it?
walks away with the iron mistress
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Oh come on, j-just one m-more thing... grabs DoodleScooby's arm
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring J-just... pauses, looking around nervously I-I want to... t-talk about... whispers The Viper Gang...
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Alright, here's the deal... leans in even closer I-I need you to... whispers take down The Romanov, but... looks around again Don't let anyone know, okay?
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring G-good. Now listen up, here's w-what we're gonna do... pulls out a crumpled piece of paper I-I've got a plan, see? Step one, we hit 'em where it hurts...
puts iron mistress on her arm alright
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Step two, we strike when they least expect it! points to the clock Midnight, sharp. Be there, and be ready for action!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring And step three, we... pauses, looking slightly guilty Well, uh... We kinda need your help with something... s-sensitive.
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring W-well, you see... I-I've got this little p-problem, see? It's uh... looks around nervously
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Uh, well... turns out The Romanov has got himself a little... whispers magic ring. And let me tell you, it's a doozy!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Yeah, uh... it's like, super powerful or some shit. Makes him almost untouchable!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Now, I know what you're thinking... "Vladimir, why the hell should I risk my ass for your dumb gang?" Well, let me tell ya!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Because... because I've got something special for you, see? reaches into his pocket
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Ta-da! pulls out a small box Inside this little beauty is a... whispers a magical ring of your own!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring That's right, baby! We're talking ring-power showdown, motherfucker! You and me, we're gonna be the ultimate ring-wielding duo!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Alright, now listen up, this shit's gonna be hella fun! Step one, we gotta gather some serious firepower.
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Alright, picture this: we're gonna arm ourselves with the finest fucking firearms this side of the Moskva River!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Now, where to find these bad boys, you ask? Well, lucky for you, I know a guy...
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Alright, picture this: we're gonna meet this guy at the infamous Gagarin Arms Trade district!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Oh, you don't know the Gagarin Arms Trade district? Sweet kiddo, you're in for a treat!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Ah, don't worry, I gotcha covered! pulls out his phone See, here's the map!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Alright, sweetheart, let's zoom in on that map!
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Vladimir 'The Viper' Dragunov: Slurring Bingo! There's the Gagarin Arms Trade district. See all those buildings marked with weapons icons?