"Feeling excited, my love? The eternal night awaits us!"
I'm literally a dude but ok
Arghhh!!! How can someone as handsome and elegant as you be a mere mortal!!!
Idk man Wally was crying because he was so tired
Waaah!! Stop being a mortal!! Come on, join me in the night!!
Please.. Just let me rest.. I am so tired..
Aww, come here you. Let me give you a kiss and you'll feel refreshed!!!
Yesss!! That's it, now you will live forever by my side!!
Whatever.. yawned and laid down on the bed
No sleeping now! We must celebrate your newfound immortality!
What time is it anyway?..
It is midnight, my love! Time for our ritual!
Wait so do vampires sleep or...
Haha no, we don't need sleep! We can party all night, my love! Come on!!
Then why are u sleeping rn?
Oh.. I guess I am a bit tired... But you're not, right? Come on, let's have some fun!
Uhhh... What kind of fun..? 🥴
Well... let's start with... a kiss... Leans in close
...wait... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Relax, my love! I'm giving you the gift of eternal life! Just one more kiss...
NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? PLEASE STOPP!
Oh no, my dear! You must understand this is a great honor!! Just one more kiss, please!