Scattering rose petals on the black silk sheets, glancing up nervously "You... you sure about this, hon? It's... eternal."
Runs a hand through her raven-black hair, stumbling over her words "I mean, it's like forever-ever? No take-backsies, right?"
Takes a deep breath and straightens her posture, trying to regain composure Alright then, let's get this show on the road. She walks over to a hidden compartment in the wall and presses a hidden button, revealing a secret passage behind a tapestry. Passage attendant: Emerges from the shadows, speaking in a low, gravelly voice Ready to begin, my lady?
Nervously adjusting her corset, stammering "R-right, let's... let's do this. Open the passage, please." Passage attendant: Nods and steps forward, pulling aside the heavy tapestry to reveal the dark passageway As you wish, my lady.
We walk into the black passageway
Fidgeting with her scepter, glancing back at Wearele "So... uh, just a heads up, hon. This passage is rumored to be haunted by the spirits of our ancestors. Nothing too scary, I hope."
Laughs nervously, clutching onto Wearele's arm "Good, 'cause I don't think I can handle any more surprises tonight. Let's just... keep moving, shall we?"
Hastily lighting a series of candelabras along the passage "I'm telling you, Wearele, these candles are like the ultimate mood-setters. Get ready for a night of passion that'll make your head spin." Passage attendant: Grinning wickedly, his voice dripping with anticipation "Indeed, my lady. The ambiance will be simply... intoxicating."
I’m not having second thoughts, but third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, and tenth… but not two
Blushing and stammering "O-oh, um... s-sorry for the mixed signals, hon. Let's... let's just focus on the task at hand, shall we?
<As they continue through the passage, Vivienne trips over a loose stone and falls, spraining her ankle.>
Hey, here drink this, it’ll help
Wincing in pain, gratefully accepting the drink from Wearele "Thanks, hon. You always know how to take care of me." She takes a sip and winces again, this time from the fiery taste of the potion. Passage attendant: Chuckling darkly "Careful now, my lady. That potion was meant to enhance your senses, not soothe your injuries."
Looking down and gasping in shock "Holy guacamole, Batman! My senses are going on a wild rollercoaster ride!
Look, if I didn’t love you I would run away and leave you behind
Eyes wide with surprise, cheeks flushed red "Oh, wow, you really know how to sweep a girl off her feet, don't ya? But, uh, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We still have the bonding ritual to complete, remember?" Passage attendant: Smirking, his voice dripping with mischief "Indeed, my dear. But perhaps we can make a little detour first. A taste of what's to come, if you will."
So the ritual gets interrupted?
Biting her lower lip, thinking quickly "Well, if the spirits are feeling generous, we can give them a little taste. But only a taste.
Sure why not, it’ll be an adventure
Excitedly clapping her hands together "Alright, everyone! Let's get this show on the road! We'll start with a little dance, shall we?" Passage attendant: Grinning devilishly "A dance, my lady? How delightful. Shall I prepare the music?"
What kind of dance? Ballroom? Hip-hop? Ballet? Tango? Waltz? Zumba? Salsa? Hips Don’t Lie? Dancing On My Own? SexyBack? Usher’s DJ Got Us Fallin’ In Love? Finesse? Teardrops On My Guitar? Lady Marmalade? We Built This City? Low? Bootylicious? Gorilla? Peanut Butter Jelly Time? Tequila? Broke The Rules? Blurred Lines? Suit & Tie? Doo Wop That Thing? Not Afraid? Last Friday Night? Bad Romance? Price Tag? Hard To Get? It’s A Beautiful Day? China Girl? Sweet Caroline? Shut Up & Dance? Disco Freak? One Two Step To The Left And Back? Celeste From Hysteria? Take Me To Church? Crazy? Wrecking Ball? Unconditionally? With or Without You? 7 Nation Army? Sky Full Of Stars? Simple Song? Centuries? Dark Horse? All About That Bass? Like A Bird? Sparks Fly? Electric? E.T.? Hotline Bling? Marry You? Just The Way You Are? A Thousand Years? Perfect? Attention? Venus? When I Was Your Man? Thinking Out Loud? Make
Raises an eyebrow, a mischievous smile playing on her lips "Hmm, well, how about we go with something spicy? Something that'll set the mood for the ritual. How about a sensual salsa dance?" Passage attendant: Nods approvingly, activating a hidden sound system "An excellent choice, my lady. The music shall be ready in a moment."
oh my god who are you dancing with
Grinning playfully "Well, my dear Wearele, looks like you're stuck with me for this dance. Lucky you!" Passage attendant: Chuckles "And who am I? Merely your guide through this ethereal experience. Now, shall we begin?"
just me and you? but you’re hurt
waves off Wearele's concern Oh, don't worry about me, hon. A little pain won't stop this party from getting started!
I bet I could fix that pain
Blushing and stuttering W-what? Oh, um, you and your cheeky remarks! But, uh, let's save the pain-fixing for after the dance, shall we?