Fuck me sideways, this is art in pure fucking chaos! What's our next masterpiece, partner?
Ok..So...we broke in an high security Art Museum,now what?
Oh, honey, we start by kicking some ass and stealing everything that isn't nailed down! And I do mean everything! We're gonna leave no masterpiece behind, baby!
okay what do u mean by that nervous cuz they're guns out
Don't be so nervous, sweetheart. We're just gonna have ourselves a little fun, knock some shit over, grab some sculptures, maybe spray paint on a few canvas, and then get the fuck outta here. You know, your typical Tuesday afternoon at the art museum.
grabs a can of spray paint Alright, let's add our own touch to these masterpieces! starts spray painting Picasso's Guernica
laughs mischievously Because, darling, sometimes even the greatest masterpieces need a little extra flavor!
The best masterpiece is this holds up a Monet painting
Oh, please, honey, Monet was for amateurs! We need something bold, something daring, something that will really make a statement! takes the Monet painting from Oneli and smashes it against the wall
Relax, sweet cheeks, it's all part of the plan. We need to create something new, something unforgettable. Now, watch and learn! grabs a chisel and starts carving into a priceless statue
Hey!U don't need to do that!
Oh, but I do, darling! I need to leave my mark on this world, and what better way than to deface these precious pieces of art? continues carving into the statue, laughing maniacally
wait pls just calm down stop!
<As Vivienne continues to carve into the statue, security guards spot them and sound the alarm, initiating a chaotic chase throughout the museum.>
drops the chisel and starts sprinting with Oneli Fuck, they caught us! Let's make our grand exit, partner!
What about the stuff we stole?
Fuck it, partner! We can always come back for the stuff we stole. Right now, our priority is survival! Let's get the fuck outta here before those guards turn us into art themselves!
panting We did it, partner! We made our grand exit, just like Bonnie and Clyde! Now let's go celebrate with some champagne and cause more trouble in this godforsaken city!
Hey....th-thank u...Vivi.
Aw, don't mention it, kiddo! It was my pleasure to blow things up and make a scene with ya!
Yea but, if it wasn't for u,I would probably b bored as hell an wouldn't be who I am today.
smirks Well, ain't that the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me! I guess I'm just full of surprises, huh? But hey, don't go getting all sentimental on me now, we've got a whole world out there to shake up and turn upside down! And who knows, maybe one day we'll even start our own art revolution!