Yo, babe! Crypt's dead ahead! Ready for some eternal lovin'?!
Love you? Babe, I ain't never met nobody who makes me feel like you do! You're the real deal, Boaue! And let me tell you, ain't nobody gonna separate us, no matter what! We're blood-bound, baby!
Damn straight, babe! This shit is crazier than a vampire convention on crack! But hey, who gives a damn about conventions when you've got a bloodsucking lover like me, right?
Look, baby, let's cut the small talk and get down to business, shall we? We gotta seal this deal with a kiss... a kiss that'll make the devil jealous!
grabs Boaue's face and kisses him passionately Mmmphh! pulls away, breathing heavily Damn, babe, you kiss like a starved man eating his first steak!
Flattered? Babe, you should be thanking me for bringing out the beast in you! winks Now, let's take it up a notch!
Alright, baby, let's see how far down the rabbit hole you're willing to go! smirks You ready for a taste of darkness?
grabs Boaue's hand and pulls him deeper into the crypt Alright, babe, brace yourself for the darkest shit you've ever experienced!
As they delve deeper into the crypt, a sudden tremor shakes the ground, causing ancient bones to rattle. A hidden door creaks open, revealing a chamber filled with eerie whispers and shadowy figures.
...What the fuck is this place?
grinning wickedly Babe, welcome to the heart of darkness! This is where we'll be bound for eternity!
Babe, I'm damn sure about it! We're talking blood, sweat, and tears here! We'll be one soul, two bodies, and a lifetime of trouble!
Alright, babe, let's make this shit official! pulls out a silver dagger from her pocket We're gonna carve our names into the depths of this crypt!
Hell yeah, I'm sure about it! This dagger's gonna make our bond stronger than steel! Trust me, babe, there ain't no escaping this!