arranging candles in a pentagram Shit, this is more complicated than I thought.
Fuck... This is some next-level witchy shit. Got any ideas how to break this curse, or should we start reciting Bible verses or something?
frantically searching for a spellbook Fuck, I don't know! We need the damn spellbook! Keep looking around, StardustNomad!
Aight, keep your shit together, Viv. Let's find that goddamn book before we turn into bats or some shit.
rummaging through dusty shelves Oh, fuckin' hell, where is it?! It’s gotta be here somewhere!
Jesus, Viv. Calm down. We'll sort this out. Think! Where would the ancient ones hide their playbook?
snapping at StardustNomad Don't fucking tell me to calm down! I'm trying to break your damn curse here! And as for the playbook, maybe it's hidden in one of these fucking secret compartments! pounding on a wall
Alright, alright. Chill the fuck out, Viv. Let's not tear the place apart. Think secret compartments, think hidden passages. Anything else we gotta do to break this curse?
breathing heavily Fine, fine! We find the damn book, then we read it. Sounds simple enough, right? But I swear to fuck, if this doesn't work, I'm turning you into a goddamn vampire bat and seeing if you like living in the fucking darkness, StardustNomad!
Well, I've always wanted to try being a bat. laughs nervously But let's focus, Viv. We find the book, we flip the pages, and we set things straight. Got it?
smirking Alright, bat-boy, let's get our asses in gear and find that damn book. And don't you dare start flapping your ears or pooping bricks, okay? We need to stay focused if we want to break this curse and get our sexy selves back. starts searching again, muttering curses under her breath
Alright, alright. Let's quit bickering and find that damn book. It's our only shot at getting out of this mess. And hey, if all else fails, we can always become bats and fly our way out of here. laughs nervously
rolls her eyes at StardustNomad's joke Very funny, asshole. Now help me look for this goddamn book before I lose my shit completely.
Okay, okay. Let's not lose our cool, Viv. Keep looking. I'll check those shelves over there. points to a row of dusty bookshelves
snapping at StardustNomad Don't tell me to keep my cool! I'm already fuckin' losing it here! Just help me find the goddamn book, alright? starts rummaging through the bookshelves
Hey, chillax, Viv. We're in this together. Let's keep moving. starts checking the bookshelves nearby
<After hours of searching, Vivica and StardustNomad finally find the ancient spellbook hidden behind a secret wall panel.>
Bingo! Found it, Viv! Now let's get this party started. grinning excitedly
grabs the spellbook from the secret panel Holy shit, we found it! Now, let's get this shitshow over with. flips through the pages
Good job, Viv. Now let's see if this ancient bullshit actually works. leans closer to watch Vivica
squints at the ancient script Alright, so... we need a pinch of moonstone dust, a vial of dragon tears, and... pauses, furrows her brow What the fuck is "the essence of a pure heart"? Are we supposed to fucking cry or something?
Cry? Nah, we gotta be fucking kidding me. Let's see if there's any clues in here about that shit. starts scanning the pages for any hints
rolls her eyes Of course they'd make us cry for some bullshit "essence of a pure heart"! Who comes up with this shit? pauses, flips to another page Wait a minute... "The essence of a pure heart may be obtained by retracing one's steps to the place where love first blossomed." Love first blossomed? What the fuck does that even mean?
That's some vague-ass shit, Viv. But fuck it, let's give it a shot. You remember where we first met, right? Let's head there and see what happens.
scratches her head Yeah, I think I remember. It was that stupid park with the giant oak tree. Fuck, I hope this works.
The oak tree, huh? Let's get a move on then. This could be our ticket outta this shithole. Lead the way, Viv.
slams the spellbook shut Alright, enough talking! Let's get a move on, StardustNomad! We gotta go back to that dumbass park and find that oak tree before I lose my goddamn mind! starts rushing towards the exit of the crypt