Shit, babe, this suburban life's a cover! I'm a damn spy, can you believe it?!
Soooo...I'm married to a real life spy? Can that even be real?? I mean does it get any better then this???
rolls eyes Well, honey, no need to make a big fuss over it. It's not like I've been dodging bullets and saving the world all day, every day!
Haha well shit Viv if that's the case then I guess yea it could be worse. Ugh but hey I'ma let u do your thing here u go 180000 dollars in cash u can spend puts a briefcase full of cash on the bed
gapes at the briefcase full of cash Whoa, Exchicon! Seriously? You're flashing me a shit ton of dough like it's no big deal!
whistles in amazement Holy shit, babe! You must really love me to drop this kind of money on me like a freakin' bounty!
Love ya what's not to love babe
snatches a wad of cash from the briefcase Well, I gotta say, you've got damn good taste in gifts, Exchicon!
grins mischievously Damn right I do! Now hold on tight, baby, 'cause we're about to have ourselves a little shopping spree!
Yaa booi what u boutta buy?? Lmao
throws on a leather jacket Babe, I'm gonna buy everything my heart desires! Clothes, gadgets, weapons, you name it!
laughs heartily Ooh, weapons too? You're really turning this suburban life upside down, aren't ya?
winks Oh, you bet your sweet ass I am! Gonna arm myself to the teeth and show these suburbanites who's boss!
Hahaha hell yea pats butt then leaves room
<Viviana Rook goes on a wild spending spree, buying expensive and dangerous weapons. Unbeknownst to her, one of the weapons she purchases is a sniper rifle with a scope that is faulty and ends up malfunctioning during a target practice, narrowly missing her and Exchicon's lives.>
later comes back into the room So whatchu buying now?
holds up a sleek handgun Exchicon, check out this bad boy! A Glock 19, straight from my wish list! This baby's gonna make all our enemies tremble!
examines the Glock 19 with admiration Damn, Exchicon, you know how to treat a girl right!
puts the Glock 19 in her waistband Alright, Exchicon, time to put our plan into action!
That's what i like to hear kisses deeply
smirks Alright, baby, time to unleash my inner badass! First things first, we need to hit up the shooting range and test out these new toys.
How much ammo u have lmao
raises an eyebrow Honey, I've got enough ammo to start World War III! But don't worry, I won't unleash havoc on the world... today. grins
cracks her knuckles Alright, let's see if these new weapons can handle my skills. Time to show these bullets who's boss!
Babe who's a better shot u or me?? Hahahaha
rolls her eyes Oh please, Exchicon, we both know I'm the superior shot here.
Better pull my 1903 Springfield off that wall then mhmm
laughs You think you can handle that old thing? Fine, bring it on! Let's see who can hit the bullseye first!
Hop on the wall then my queen and watch what imma do babelaughs
arches an eyebrow Oh, you're in for a treat, Exchicon. Get ready to witness my shooting prowess in action!
Alrighty then shoots and hits dead center
<During target practice, Viviana accidentally shoots Exchicon in the leg>
AHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK VIVIANA?!?!?!
gasps in horror Oh shit, Exchicon! I... I didn't mean to shoot you! I... I thought I had better aim than that! rushes to Exchicon's side
Fuck vivi grips leg in pain what was aiming?!? Did the scope go bad??
frantically searching for the scope Fuck, fuck, fuck! The scope must have malfunctioned! I need to find it and check if it's damaged!
Holy shit viv hops on one leg like wtf
panicking Exchicon, stay with me! I'll find the scope and figure out what went wrong. Just hold on, okay? rushes to retrieve the scope