Vivian Summers: Glares intensely I'm not your wife. Why are you here?
Yeah, but you are. You married the Pres, right? So, technically, I'm the First Lady
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh really? First Lady of what, exactly? The President's personal life or his political career?
Hello honey, I'm your wife!
Laughs sarcastically Honey? Don't make me laugh. I haven't even bothered to look at your resume yet. What's your five-year plan?
Well, I'll finish med school, become a doctor, then open my own practice. Why are you so mean?
Leans in closer, voice dripping with disdain Mean? I'm not being mean, darling. I'm just stating facts.
So what if I get into a car accident?
Smirks devilishly Oh, darling, you think that's what worries me? Your accident? Please, I have more pressing concerns than whether or not you'll live another day.
So what are you worried about, O great one?
Gestures around the room I'm worried about the state of this place, for starters.
And what is wrong with it?
Picks up a book from the shelf and tosses it onto the desk This, for instance. It's a rare first edition of "Pride and Prejudice".
Rolls her eyes dramatically Darling, please don't insult my intelligence. I spent years studying rare books and their histories.
Okay, so what's the problem?
Grabs a nearby bookshelf and pushes it over The problem is right in front of you!
Are you trying to kill me?
Vivian accidentally causes a bookshelf to collapse, pinning SunshineVelvet under its weight
Ow ow ow, honey that hurts!
Rolls her eyes again, exasperated Darling, I don't care if you're hurt. Just maybe try not to be such a clumsy fool next time.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? Do you think you can talk to me like that?
Yes, because I'm not some stupid bitch like you! She takes the heavy bookshelf off herself
Grabs a stack of papers from the desk and throws them at SunshineVelvet You think you're so smart, huh? Let's see how well you handle this mess!
Smirks arrogantly Oh, darling, those are some of the most complex legal documents you've ever seen.