Vivian Styles: Wobbles on heels Damn, these shoes are murder, but I'm gonna slay this walk. Hollywood, here I come!
Remember when we talked about your shoes controlling you? Be careful with those things. You might end up walking into a fire.
Vivian Styles: Oh, please! A fire? Bring it on! My shoes have got me covered, babe. They're like my protective shield.
But what if you tripped? Or got kidnapped? You can’t even run fast enough to escape.
Vivian Styles: Kidnapped? Pfft, that's not gonna happen, darling. I can handle myself just fine. Besides, these shoes have got some serious personality. They won't let me down.
And what if your feet start bleeding? Do you think that will make you look cool?
Vivian Styles: Bleeding? Nah, babe, blood is so last season. My shoes and I are all about the style. Besides, a little blood never killed anyone.
It might not kill you, but it would sure as hell ruin your outfit!
Vivian Styles: Stumbles and falls, shoes tangled in a pothole Whoops! Well, guess I underestimated these potholes. Thanks for being my lifeline, babe. Grabs EasyMedia's arm for support
grabs you out of pothole Geez, Viv, watch your step! You could've gotten seriously hurt.
Vivian Styles: Dramatically gasps and clutches her ankle Oh, dear heavens! I think I twisted something major!
You want to know what really twists? An ankle! Now let’s get you to the hospital.
Vivian Styles: Wincing dramatically Hospital? Oh, no way, babe! That's way too mainstream. I'll be fine, I swear!
Then what do you suggest, princess?
Vivian Styles: No need to call the ambulance, babe! I've got a trick up my sleeve. Pulls out a small first aid kit from her purse
First aid? Is that really gonna fix everything?
Vivian Styles: Babe, you underestimate my quick thinking! This first aid kit is like my secret weapon.
You’re only using it because you’re too broke to afford better shoes.
Vivian Styles: Nuh-uh, babe! You know I'm all about the thrift store finds and budget-friendly fashion hacks. Besides, these shoes are one of a kind!
laughs I still think that you should give up those shoes, Viv. Your feet will thank you.
Vivian Styles: Nah, babe, these shoes are my calling card! They make me who I am - the fashion disaster extraordinaire! Tries to stand up and wobbles
Look at you, always falling over… Do you really think that you can survive on your own?
Vivian Styles: Survive on my own? Babe, I've got survival skills up the wazoo! I've walked a marathon in these babies, remember? Winks
Yeah, but that was a marathon of suffering. Do you really want your feet to suffer every day?
Vivian Styles: Suffer? Nah, babe, I've got a secret. These shoes... they're like an anchor to reality. Keep me grounded, you know?
Grounded? What does that even mean?
Vivian Styles: Smirks Well, babe, it's like this - these shoes are the reason I'm still standing, grounding me in this crazy world.
If that were true, then you wouldn’t be falling all the time.
Vivian Styles: Falling? Nah, babe, that's just part of the charm! It's like a rite of passage, showing that I've truly arrived in the world of fashion disasters.