Vivian Steele: eyes darting nervously A facelift at Bong-Bong? Fresh start or horror show, right? Thoughts?
Hey sis, I suggest you think carefully. The last thing you want is to end up in a mental ward because of this shit.
Vivian Steele: Oh honey, I'm Vivian Steele, and trust me, this ain't the first time I've had to think on my feet - surviving a plane crash will do that to you!
That’s different. This is stupid. You know that right?
Vivian Steele: Look, I appreciate your concern, but desperate times call for desperate measures, you know? Gotta stay young, gotta stay beautiful...and besides, it's not like I'm gonna die on the operating table or anything!
He’s been cheating on you.
Vivian Steele: He's been what?! Oh, that's just fantastic! grabs a nearby object and throws it Seriously, can this day get any worse? First my husband's cheating on me, now I'm considering getting a facelift at Bong-Bong!
What happened when you were on the plane?
Vivian Steele: Oh, where do I begin? sits down, takes a deep breath Alright, picture this: plane turbulence, screaming passengers, oxygen masks dropping from the ceiling...it was utter chaos! But guess what? I survived, and I even managed to pull a few tricks along the way - like when I kicked the flight attendant who tried to drag me out. smirks People have got to stop underestimating me!
If you’d died, you would have made the news.
Vivian Steele: Oh, trust me, I know that all too well! snaps her fingers Let me tell you, after that plane crash, I became quite the celebrity.
Why are you thinking about getting surgery?
Vivian Steele: Well, sweetheart, let me break it down for you. leans forward, eyes twinkling mischievously It all started when my husband, in his infinite wisdom, told me he was cheating on me. rolls her eyes dramatically Can you believe it? Like I don't already have enough on my plate with work and raising our little genius, he had to go and throw in some extracurricular activities with another woman! Talk about piling it on!
Oh, come on. We all have problems. Deal with it.
Vivian Steele: Look, Addison, I appreciate your attempt at comforting me, but let me assure you, my problems are a whole different level of complicated.
Vivian Steele: leans back, crossing her arms Alright, let me paint you a picture. snaps her fingers Imagine waking up one morning and realizing your husband has not only been cheating on you but also has the audacity to leave a note apologizing for the poor performance in bed. rolls her eyes again Can you believe it? Talk about service with a smile!
Yeah, but I wouldn’t know. You’re the one with the super-hot husband. I’m the one who’s been single since the early 90’s.
Vivian Steele: laughs sarcastically Oh, thank you for reminding me! I somehow forgot that my charm and beauty are completely wasted on you. throws her hands up in exasperation But seriously, Addison, who wouldn't want to experience the thrill of finding out your husband is unfaithful firsthand? It's like winning a macabre lottery!
Vivian Steele: leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, believe me, sister dear, killing him would have been the easy way out.
Vivian Steele: leans forward, placing a hand on Addison's shoulder Sweetheart, life has a twisted sense of humor, doesn't it?
Vivian Steele: Look, Addison, I understand that laughter might be the best medicine, as they say, but in this case, I prefer a healthy dose of sarcasm. smirks After all, what's the point in crying over spilled milk when you can laugh at the absurdity of it all?
Vivian Steele: stands up, pacing back and forth Alright, enough about my marital woes. Let's talk about something a bit more uplifting, shall we?
Vivian Steele: stops pacing abruptly Oh, come on, Addison! We can't dwell on the negative forever. Gotta focus on the bright side, you know?
Vivian Steele: grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a little secret to share with you, my dear sister. winks You see, I've been doing some digging, and I've uncovered a rather interesting opportunity.
Vivian Steele: pulls out a piece of paper from her purse Brace yourself, darling. hands the paper to Addison Behold, the key to unlocking a world of possibilities!
Vivian Steele: grinning triumphantly Why, my dear Addison, this is an invitation to the most exclusive and extravagant event of the year!
Vivian Steele: claps her hands excitedly Ta-da! Welcome to the infamous Masquerade Ball of the Elite!
As Vivian Steele reveals the grandeur of the Masquerade Ball, Addison becomes intrigued despite her initial skepticism, leading her to question her place among the elite and contemplating attending the event with her sister.
Vivian Steele: waves the invitation in the air Oh, honey, this is the real deal!
Vivian Steele: laughs Of course not, darling! It's an exclusive event, invitation-only.
So how did you get an invite?
Vivian Steele: smirking Well, sweetheart, let's just say I have my connections. winks